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So, remember when we asked you to help us help some of Hollywood's most fashionably challenged see the error of their furry ways by voting for the “Fugliest Fur Hag” and then offered up a free iPod to one lucky voter? Well, thousands of you voted and submitted some great not-so-nice-but-funny comments that made the Nugget of Rage very proud, but we're not finished with you yet—and yes, there's still an iPod up for grabs.
We've narrowed the list down to the eight worst offenders—you know, those folks who just slap on any dead animal they can find because their stylist told them to and assured them that the animal died of natural causes—and need your help, once again, to crown the grand prize winner. Oh, and you'll notice the addition of a few new gals. That's because they received so many nominations from you that we just couldn't deny them the chance at this prestigious honor.
So check out the eight finalists below, along with a few of our fave comments from some of you, and cast your vote today. And because wearing fur is such a colossal mistake for so many reasons, we want you to spread the message far and wide and give your friends one last chance to chime in with their constructive criticism to help these misguided celebs in need. And don't forget: You're entered to win an iPod just for voting!
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Anna Wintour
- “She's the only person who fur doesn't make uglier—you can't go less than zero.”
- “No wonder Vogue is still pushing the cavewoman look—Anna is trying to recapture her youth.”
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Beyoncé
- “Maybe she's hoping people will be so distracted by the fur that they won't notice she's getting a little too bootylicious these days.”
- “I wonder if the real reason Destiny's Child broke up was because Michelle and the other one were afraid she'd eventually skin them and wear them too.”
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J. Lo
- “I think the foxes used for her coat died from having to watch Monster in Law.”
- “At least the animals are dead and don't have to hear her singing.”
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Kate Moss
- “With all of the money she's been spending on coke, you'd think she wouldn't be able to afford furs any more.”
- “Is that Kate Moss under there, or the fur display rack?”
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Lenny Kravitz
- “Fur's the only thing that's been uncool for as long as he has.”
- “Lenny's vest is as dead as his career.”
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Lil' Kim
- “I'd say she should go to prison on cruelty charges—but she's already there.”
- “Who'da thought that a bright orange jumpsuit would be the least tacky thing you'd ever see Lil' Kim wearing?”
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Paris Hilton
- “So that's what happened to Tinkerbel.”
- “If only her brain-cell count was equal to her bank account.”
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Tara Reid
- “So you know how they say fur is only worn by cheap hookers? Fur, meet Tara Reid.”
- “At least her boobs aren't showing … oh, wait a second …”
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