I don't know anyone who can condense their life story into 140 characters, but for me, I am a grammar Nazi, love ballet with all my heart, write literary fiction, speak French fluently, and have been vegan for almost 2 weeks now.
I had a normal life til i was 7 then my parents split. My mom got arrested and was in jail for 3 hours. few years later i was almost arrested for threatening someone. i had no friends til i was in 8th grade when i met a girl and we decided to become vegetarians together. soon we are going to try for vegan :)