Dumb Things Animal Abusers Say
We recently went undercover at Chief Saunooke Bear Park in Cherokee, North Carolina, to investigate the abuse of intelligent bears, and, boy, did those abusers say some f*cked-up stuff. Fortunately, we caught it all on tape, and as a result, the bear pit was fined and its license suspended.
Check out what they said:
Bears Breaking Their Own Teeth
Hiding Things From the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA)
Not Feeding the Bears
Eating the Bears
Discrimination Against Native Americans
(The park owners are Native American.)
Getting High on the Job
How to Treat a Lady
OK, you can pick your jaw up off the floor now.
The bear pit’s license was temporarily suspended, so please request that the bears be permanently moved to a safe sanctuary.