Dumb Things Animal Abusers Say

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Posted February 6, 2013 by Sean Horvath

We recently went undercover at Chief Saunooke Bear Park in Cherokee, North Carolina, to investigate the abuse of intelligent bears, and, boy, did those abusers say some f*cked-up stuff. Fortunately, we caught it all on tape, and as a result, the bear pit was fined and its license suspended.

Check out what they said:

Bears Breaking Their Own Teeth

They know the bears are miserable.

Hiding Things From the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) 

I’m sure the USDA loved this.

Not Feeding the Bears 


Eating the Bears


Discrimination Against Native Americans
(The park owners are Native American.) 

That must have gone over well with the landlord.

Getting High on the Job

Stoned while tending to bears = worst idea ever.

How to Treat a Lady 

Beating up an inspector = ANOTHER bad idea.

OK, you can pick your jaw up off the floor now. 

The employees at the bear pit are so dumb that they could get their own reality show.

Take Action for Bears! 

Taking action is fun!

The bear pit’s license was temporarily suspended, so please request that the bears be permanently moved to a safe sanctuary.

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