Posted July 11, 2011 by Sunny Subramanian
All of this zombilicious, flesh-devourin’ crazitude (it’s an epidemic, people!) has not only inspired me to eat even more broccoli (which happens to be a good source of fiber, protein, and a slew of vitamins and minerals) than before—gotta protect myself, but it has also inspired my inner poetess to sprout forth like a mung bean.
Please enjoy my latest zombie haikus, and feel free to come up with your own in the comments section below. I’ll be lookin’ out for them! 
I’m not a zombie.
Flesh-munching grosses me out.
I prefer tofu!No meat for me please.
Zombie peeps eat ribs and thighs (!)
You heard me right. Ew.Animals are friends.
You eat friends? You’re a zombie!
I don’t think that’s cool.Faux meat is delish.
Tastes better than rotting flesh.
Go vegan today!
*Bow, curtsey* Your turn! 
peta2 Street Team Coordinator + lover of vegan food, cats, animal rights, Dawson's Creek, and Harry Potter.
Too long to explain here, it's long enough for a novel.
Well let's just say life ain't always beautiful but it's a beautiful ride. I love all my pets and would do anything for them. I have one dog, two cats, a ferret and my babygirl shaymin,(the cutest hedgehog alive) I'm into all different kinds of music. I'm a singer myself and love art.
Father loves to farm, be self sustainable, loves to read, he's a antiques/vintage auctioneer, art student, and looks like mr. Rogers. My mother is a Montessori teacher and is amazing with children, all about local organic foods, loves gardening, cooking etc. my sister who is nine years older than me was into indie music and introduced me to all sorts of things at a young age. This all rubbed of on me and from that base I grew into similar things. I'm an INFJ
I'm tall, a geek, nacho - obsessed, I love sewing and Cath Kidston, also I'm vegetarian (wannabe vegan.)
Jersey girl now I'm all country.
I love animals about as much as rock, heavy metal, tea, and coffee. Hoping to make a difference and help animals through PETA!!!
I want to get into marketing but not have to rely on people which have different morals and worldviews than I do to hire me. While I'm figuring this out, I want to show everyone what I believe in and spur them into action against injustices.
Life On A Tour Bus
I am Angela. When I am not helping animals I am listening to music, reading, or playing video games. My spirit animal is a fox and I love nature. What else is there to know? Want to know anything about me, need advice or anything message me :)
596 days ago
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I love tofu!
681 days ago
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animals arent ours
put down that flesh youre eating
dont be a zombie.
(:
682 days ago
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Animals are sweet
Zombies are monsters
which would you rather be?
682 days ago
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Zombies are selfish
Meat-free is the way to be,
Don’t be a zombie.
All meat is murder,
All zombies are murderers,
Peta is the cure.
Hah hah, I tried. xD
682 days ago
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Flesh Free Is For Me
It Is Very Repulsive
Protect Yourself Now!
682 days ago
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Flesh Eating Zombies
Rotting flesh, dead corpses
Go Vegan, Zombies.
Haha, I tried! (:
682 days ago
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Zombies don’t care
I care and therefore
I am not a zombie
Meat isn’t green
The only green things are veggies
Stick to veggies please
Hope you like them! Sunny yours are original and amazing! Thanks for the inspiration <3
682 days ago
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Thanks, Hunter!
I’m enjoying reading all the haikus y’all have posted!
Wunderbar!!
683 days ago
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*Flesh is always wrong
being a zombie never cool
pledge the vegan way*
yeahhh. Id say yours was alot better :S
683 days ago
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Meat is so gross, bleh!
Did you hear that last sound there?
That’s me throwing up.
Why kill animals
when you can be playing the
Super chick sisters?
683 days ago
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Meat is so nasty.
Why do you eat it? To die?
Vegan power! Yeah!
xP
haha.
683 days ago
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Animals aren’t our’s
We kill, eat, and use their fur.
Don’t kill them, love them♥
683 days ago
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Don’t be a zombie
Eat more green and natural
Wake up from the haze
683 days ago
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Want friends? Go Vegan.
Want enemies? Eat some flesh.
Choose the right choice, please.
683 days ago
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Don’t be a zombie
Put down the flesh you’re eating
Eating meat is wrong
683 days ago
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Animals are cute
Eating them is just plain wrong
Don’t be a zombie
683 days ago
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love it!
683 days ago
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Haha thanks, I liked yours too!