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Flesh Is for Zombies Haikus

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Posted July 11, 2011 by peta2 staff

All of this zombilicious, flesh-devourin’ crazitude (it’s an epidemic, people!) has not only inspired me to eat even more broccoli (which happens to be a good source of fiber, protein, and a slew of vitamins and minerals) than before—gotta protect myself, but it has also inspired my inner poetess to sprout forth like a mung bean.

Please enjoy my latest zombie haikus, and feel free to come up with your own in the comments section below. I’ll be lookin’ out for them! 😉

I’m not a zombie.
Flesh-munching grosses me out.
I prefer tofu!

No meat for me please.
Zombie peeps eat ribs and thighs (!)
You heard me right. Ew.

Animals are friends.
You eat friends? You’re a zombie!
I don’t think that’s cool.

Faux meat is delish.
Tastes better than rotting flesh.
Go vegan today!

*Bow, curtsey* Your turn! 😀

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  • 1429 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love tofu!

  • 1514 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    animals arent ours
    put down that flesh youre eating
    dont be a zombie.

    (:

  • 1514 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Animals are sweet
    Zombies are monsters
    which would you rather be?

  • 1514 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies are selfish
    Meat-free is the way to be,
    Don’t be a zombie.

    All meat is murder,
    All zombies are murderers,
    Peta is the cure.

    Hah hah, I tried. xD

  • 1514 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh Free Is For Me
    It Is Very Repulsive
    Protect Yourself Now!

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh Eating Zombies
    Rotting flesh, dead corpses
    Go Vegan, Zombies.

    Haha, I tried! (:

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies don’t care
    I care and therefore
    I am not a zombie

    Meat isn’t green
    The only green things are veggies
    Stick to veggies please

    Hope you like them! Sunny yours are original and amazing! Thanks for the inspiration <3

    • 1515 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      Thanks, Hunter!

      I’m enjoying reading all the haikus y’all have posted!

      Wunderbar!! 😀

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    *Flesh is always wrong
    being a zombie never cool
    pledge the vegan way*
    yeahhh. Id say yours was alot better :S

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Meat is so gross, bleh!
    Did you hear that last sound there?
    That’s me throwing up.

    Why kill animals
    when you can be playing the
    Super chick sisters?

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Meat is so nasty.
    Why do you eat it? To die?
    Vegan power! Yeah!
    xP
    haha.

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Animals aren’t our’s
    We kill, eat, and use their fur.
    Don’t kill them, love them♥

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Don’t be a zombie
    Eat more green and natural
    Wake up from the haze

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Want friends? Go Vegan.
    Want enemies? Eat some flesh.
    Choose the right choice, please.

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Don’t be a zombie
    Put down the flesh you’re eating
    Eating meat is wrong

  • 1515 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Animals are cute
    Eating them is just plain wrong
    Don’t be a zombie

    😀

    • 1515 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      love it! :)

      • 1515 days ago

        VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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        Haha thanks, I liked yours too! 😉

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