Free Stuff Friday: Tofu the Vegan Zombie!
Tofu the Vegan Zombie is a friendly zombie created from one of Professor Vost’s botched laboratory experiments. One of the lab animals, Monkey #5, accidentally lost the zombie’s brain — so he stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull! Because of his tofu brain, “Tofu” has no taste for human flesh and only eats veggies and grains. BUT if he ever loses his tofu brain, he turns into a dangerous human flesh-craving zombie!
Professor Vost is trying to find a cure for the zombie epidemic. He thinks it is caused by the genetic manipulation of meat products. His research is in jeopardy of being shut down by Mallestros, owner of the largest meat packing company in the world because meat sales are beginning to suffer as a result of Professor Vost’s research. Professor Vost believes that “Tofu” is the key to solving this epidemic, but will Mallestros succeed in shutting him down before he finds a cure? Let’s hope not!
(You can read more about the history and story of Tofu the Vegan Zombie here.)
Comment below with why flesh is for zombies to win one of four Tofu the Vegan Zombie vinyl toys! You read that right, four of you will win!
This contest ends September 5, 2008 and the winner will be chosen and notified by September 12, 2008!
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