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Posted August 22, 2008 by Rachelle Owen

tofu_out_of_box2.jpgTofu the Vegan Zombie is a friendly zombie created from one of Professor Vost’s botched laboratory experiments. One of the lab animals, Monkey #5, accidentally lost the zombie’s brain — so he stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy’s open skull! Because of his tofu brain, “Tofu” has no taste for human flesh and only eats veggies and grains. BUT if he ever loses his tofu brain, he turns into a dangerous human flesh-craving zombie!

Professor Vost is trying to find a cure for the zombie epidemic. He thinks it is caused by the genetic manipulation of meat products. His research is in jeopardy of being shut down by Mallestros, owner of the largest meat packing company in the world because meat sales are beginning to suffer as a result of Professor Vost’s research. Professor Vost believes that “Tofu” is the key to solving this epidemic, but will Mallestros succeed in shutting him down before he finds a cure? Let’s hope not!

(You can read more about the history and story of Tofu the Vegan Zombie here.)

What’s not to love about a zombie who wants to eat grains (and not brains)?!? At peta2 we know that flesh is for zombies and we all are huge fans of the Vegan Zombie Tofu!

Comment below with why flesh is for zombies to win one of four Tofu the Vegan Zombie vinyl toys! You read that right, four of you will win!

This contest ends September 5, 2008 and the winner will be chosen and notified by September 12, 2008!

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  • 2203 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “Flesh eating is unprovoked murder.” (Benjamin Franklin) Even though you didn’t kill the animal, by eating meat you are supporting an industry that does so, and therefore indirectly murdering animals for food. Go Tofu!

  • 2229 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    when he loses his tofu mind he craves brains!!!!
    mmm i feel like tofu now.

  • 2243 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Good thing I’m a zombie. Eating meat might have made me look terrible.

  • 2326 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m a vegan…so if I become a zombie, would’t I eat what I always like…..tofu and soybeans….

  • Kaz

    2346 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    As the great Billy Idol says: Flesh for Fantasy. Does Tofu eat Tofu? Talk about Flesh for Fantasy. Eat yourself up Tofu!

  • 2496 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Don’t be brainless
    enjoy the grainness =)

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’ve got enough hanging flesh on me- I don’t need to ingest it!

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only those without a brain would want to eat dead flesh!

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is sick!

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is dead meat and only the dead eat dead meat!

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh sfor zombies because they don’t have brains to comprehend all the love animals are capable of giving.

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh and blood sorrow
    injurious murdered meat
    tofu heaven scent

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies have no intelligence like all of the meat-eaters of the world.

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies because, their brains are mush!

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh contains nutrients which cause sleepiness

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They don’t know the difference but now this with a Tofu brain I’m thinking BRILLIANT!!! 😉 Thanks. Totally VEGAN.

  • 2519 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies?? man who made up this rule- i have been eating flesh for years, oh wait did you mean human flesh or animal??

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    that is so cute my son would love it :)

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they are brainless and have no sense of taste or enjoyment.

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because thats what all the myths and scary stories tell us.

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh Is For Zombies Because There Dead

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    …they do not know any better after eight years of a shadow government.

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because …… zombies are disgusting.
    gkstratos@yahoo.com

  • Dan

    2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only someone without a brain (who wants to eat brains) would eat it

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they don’t have any taste buds!

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they don’t have brains to think about what they are etaing.

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because it is the only thing that keeps them alive, oh wait . . .
    cherylfrancisco@hotmail.com

  • 2520 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies because they don’t have a mind of their own, but humans should know better!

  • 2521 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because without living flesh, they will not have any kind of life in them ( that’s why they dont eat dead things or each other) Without flesh eatting zombies, how would there be a z-day for people to worry about?

  • 2521 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they crave flesh cause they are rotting and hungry.

  • 2521 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies b/c they have no brains.

  • 2521 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’d have to be dead to eat meat!

  • 2522 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hallelujah.(Didn’t spell it right. Don’t care to)
    The ultimate halloween costume.

  • 2522 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s a really good message, because us living people have a choice of what we want to eat. We don’t have to choose meat. This shows that even zombies can be vegan. There was a vegan zombie in the new Day of the Dead movie too!

  • 2524 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    freaky

  • 2524 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Scooter – my favorite cat
    Charmin – the puuuuuuurfect cat!!!

  • 2524 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the truth is, i don’t really know what to say. :))
    i just want to have one of those toys.
    it’s so cool. :))
    well, i think flesh is for zombies for they’re dead already and are sooo irritating. 😐
    meat makes you irritating. haha.
    i know, weird right? 😛
    but i think it’s true. 😐
    i’ve seen it happen, people eating so much steak. eww. :))
    it’s my self-proclaimed theory. haha.
    although maybe some other people also have thought of that already. 😀

  • 2524 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    how would you like if a cow came up and took a chunk out of your leg

  • 2525 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    meat is not for the living
    consider yourself dead for eating meat

  • 2526 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Great to see people supporting a great cause.
    Amy

  • 2526 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    they don’t have brains

  • 2526 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ZOMG, Tofu would make the perfect mate for my Catra doll!
    Why is flesh for zombies? Because it takes an unthinking, unfeeling follower to keep eating meat when even the UN recognizes that it’s harmful to humans, to animals and to the environment.

  • 2527 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofu is awesome!

  • 2527 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They’re coming to get you, Rubarbraaaaa….
    Silly people – flesh is for zombies!

  • 2527 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies! If a zombie jumped off a bridge..would you?? So why would anyone eat that which a zombie does. Tofu FTW!

  • 2528 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofu and Chuck Norris walked into a bar. Tofu ordered a plate of brains and Chuck a garden salad with a side of humus. Chuck wins.

  • 2528 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because eating meat is akin to staring in your own horror movie!

  • 2528 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The flesh is just a fatty fruit that is sweet to suck on but bitter to chew. Zombies must have flesh because their non-existant tastebuds rape their tonges and tunnels of intestines for just a sip of the rubbery tear they hear at the start of every sweet suckle.

  • 2528 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Like the die-hard zombie fan I am, I know why do zombies eat flesh.
    There’s a good reason.
    But I don’t know if you wanna know.
    Oh well.
    Zombies want to commit suicide, and the most effective way they know is by eating dangerous flesh!’Cause, you know, everybody likes to do things good and straight to the point. And they’re like… not even dead. That’s sad ;-;

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies, because anyone who eats meat is already dead inside… :`(

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think that flesh is for zombies because one…
    ONLY MONSTERS EAT MEAT!!!
    and two, because zombies don’t have brains, so they don’t really understand or even are smart enough to know the torture that animals go through when they are eating flesh. But us with brains are smart enough to know that the cruelty that is going on in our lives with animals is really hurtful so not all with brains eat meat… even though the ones with brains should.
    the figure is soo awsome!

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies because only those without working hearts and brains can bear the thought of eating another living being’s flesh. im soooo glad im not a zombie :)

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think flesh is for zombies because it isn’t right for non-dead humans to eat animals that don’t want to die. Even so, it’s wrong for zombies to eat meat. I think that meat is for dead people because they don’t deserve to eat animals that want to live. Because they don’t have brains, they want to eat stuff they don’t know about. So why should people with brains eat animals that want to live?

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofu is awesome.. he’s got it right.. just make sure.. the tofu stays where it’s at.. otherwise .. there may be some stuff that you really wouldn’t like!! :)

  • 2529 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Vegan Zombie! Grains grains grains!

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because they don”t know any better. They need to be properly educated. Maybe even a support group with weekly meetings. We could call it: Carnivores Anonymous

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Fresh is for Zombies because…. they don’t have any taste for regular food, but likes the taste of flesh. They blood of the flesh they eat help them live, if they don’t have it they will starve themself.

  • Gen

    2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies need flesh to keep them ‘alive.’

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because they can’t hold down a job so they don’t get a paycheck to use to buy vegetables so they have to get free food on the hoof/foot

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they don’t have brains. What kind of human with a fully functioning brain could be cruel enough to eat flesh??

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies because flesh is skin. humans already have all the skin they need.
    Why take in more flesh that is bloody, beaten, tortured just for something we taste. Not what we CRAVE or NEED.
    Zombies eat flesh. Not humans.
    GET OVER IT.

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because the zombies are technically already dead, so if they eat flesh then others will learn that something kinda dead eating something dead is
    1) cleaning the dead’s messes,
    2) that they won’t want to eat any more animals,
    and
    3) there aren’t that many “zombies” so then there wouldn’t be so much slaughter because only a few would crave for the flesh.
    Tofu is also really cool!

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies are those who lack full consciousness but have the basic functions and appearance of a normal human being. Only the uninfected can use their minds to choose between right and wrong.

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Meat is Murder => Murder is Bad => Tofu was Murdered => Tofu eats No Meat because he was Murdered and knows how bad it feels =(
    Other Zombies eat Meat for Revenge; Tofu knows better.

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    BRAINS!!

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because…
    Well, zombies have a manipulated soul.
    Meat Companies like Mallestros manipulate people to eat meat, and become zombies.
    Only vegetarians and vegans know how to stay human.

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for the morbid,the zombies and the worms.

  • 2530 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    cause they are the undead

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies are mindless… are you?

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because
    flesh is gross and disgusting and shouldn’t be ate by anything with taste buds
    AND because zombies are hungry eating machiens who thrive off of meat when pepole have choices such as meat substitues and fruits and vegtables
    ALSO cause zombies dont really care what they eat

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hard enough thinking about eating meat but why would anyone want to eat candy that is made from animal parts, just got back from europe and the skittles there are vegie

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ahhhh…
    this is awsome..
    please well hey this is well diserved and we have to stay up…:)

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh isnt even for zombies. flesh is flesh and once supported living loving life. how could anyone eat or kill something that has loved and felt? animals feel and think even if it is the most primal thinking for survival. they feel pain and suffering. they can love like we do. their flesh is not something that was ment to be eaten. lives are cut short. one meal is not worth one murder. who could possibly consider murdering a helpless being to satisfy a need that can be filled so easily by things like plants and nartural creulty free products? flesh is not food it is a life cut short and wrongfully taken.

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    These days flesh is for the poverity ricken zombie, todays modern zombies are knowlegdeable in flesh and oragans, and have decided to only eat vegan. Smart Choice….

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because zombies are empty shells leading a primitive existence, ignorant to evolution, doing what its nomadic mind tells it to. Zombies are old dogs who refuse to learn new, healthier tricks to living. They refuse change because they allow themselves to be tricked into believing the only way to survive is by eating meat. No wonder Zombies are so slow and malnourished, they don’t have the proper diets at all. Eating all that protein slows them down and they all seem constipated too, haha, somebody throw them a fiber cookie.
    AS humans evolve into creatures who no longer can even digest meat properly anymore, all that flesh Must be for those zombie drones out there. Who else would be dumb enough to believe we need to eat the meat of another to survive.
    And to all the zombies in the world, listening to what tainted research funded by meat companies have to say, I feel sorry for you. You uneducated, gullable, naive Zombies; Keep eating that flesh of what once was a living breathing creature.
    Flesh is for zombies because they are the only ones who can still be tricked into eating it!

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies
    that is what I hear.
    Nothing that you eat
    should have to live in fear!
    Flesh is for Zombies
    that is what I said.
    It’s not for you or I
    only the living dead!
    Flesh is for Zombies
    hear it loud and clear
    Nothing that you eat
    should have to live in fear!
    Flesh is for Zombies
    spread the word around
    Tofu the Vegan Zombie
    is welcome in my town!

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofulicious!

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because meat is unhealthy. Meat-eaters can die from cancer caused by meat, so it’s like they’re already zombies. You’d have to be brain dead to eat flesh.

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Neat Zombie

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Because they say, you are what you eat – Zombies are dead meat !!!

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    we dont want to be monsters eating flesh hope i win cute prize

  • 2531 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is only for Zombies because they haven’t heard how going Vegan is the way to go. They must be totally brain dead. Oh I forgot they are.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The oil from the Flesh gives Zombies energy.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Simple, because eating meat is a state of mindless consumerist behavior. Just like a zombie, they just mindlessly put the most vile foods in their mouth.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’d love to know why a lot of incosiderate people belive the lies they are told that meat is a cruelty free food and no animal suffered for it. With the idea of Tofu the Zombie, he could be used to teach kids how the lies they’ve been force fed about meat are not true and hopefully encourage them to go vegetarian or vegan and save a whole lot of innocent animals in the process.

  • Kim

    2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofu the Vegan Zombie is my friend!

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    love the concept. makes you rethink choices

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because of how unhealthy and disease prone that it is.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    This looks cool hope I win.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because no one with a beating heart could ever indulge in such barbarity. Tofu would be welcome in our happy home, and a great way to get a conversation started! 😀

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Just goes to show that what doesn’t kill you, only makes you hungry. :)

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only a zombie would eat flesh.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only dead people should eat flesh.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love this doll.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only a truly horrifying thing would eat flesh of anyone or anything, enjoying the taste and loving the torture they cause. Use your brain, vegetarian’s the way to not be drained.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    A friend of mine would say “Just because you can, it doesn’t mean you should”. So, don’t eat meat.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies…except for Tofu.

  • Rob

    2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Because after the nuclear bombs were dropped all of the plants and vegetation died. The reanimated corpses (caused by the nukes) had no choice but to feed on flesh… Don’t judge them too harshly.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only something so grossly dead would want to eat something so grossly dead!

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    only monsters eat the decaying flesh of the dead

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    people who eat meat don’t seem to realize that they are dooming themselves to an early death

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh, its whats for dinner

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because you have to be completely brain dead to eat flesh.
    Flesh is for zombies because only a brainless thing can crave rotting or living flesh.
    Tofu the vegan zombie is my favorite Peta character.
    I very very very much hope that i win this very cool prize.
    Peat you f-ing rock!!!!!!!!!.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies cause only zombies would eat pus sacks and snappy fat.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Foul smelling breath
    Beneath all beneath
    I ask the sad question,
    “Is that flesh in your teeth?”
    “Why yes,” he replies
    “I’m surprised you could tell!”
    “My very consumption,
    Makes life living hell!”
    “You see my poor dear,”
    Brainless and spineless am I.”
    “To eat only veggies,
    I think I might die.”
    I point out the obvious
    And kill all the fun
    “With an attitude like that!
    You’re an ARMY of one!”
    Only zombies eat flesh
    Brains, skin and the fat
    And the “brainy” consume nothing
    That make them like that!

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is only for people who are dumb enough to only know the word “Braiiiinnnnsssss..”
    I would love this, since I’m re-decorating my room right now. =D

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think that we should go to a Solyent Green doctrine as a way to curb the population.. Because big populations eat a lot of animal meat…

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think it’s cute how his brain is a block of tofu!!
    Don’t you just wish you could do that to all the people who don’t support animals’ rights and even you individually not eating dead decomposing flesh? Just stick a block of tofu in the skull?

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies are undead, so they are not smart enough to realize that what they’re eating is disgusting: dead, rotting, decomposing flesh. Humans should be more conscious than zombies and realize that flesh is what they are eating every time they eat meat.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is only for zombies because being dead many are missing teeth & they prefer to eat something that is easy on the gums.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because…
    Only monsters eat it.
    They’re rather stupid.
    They AREN’T REAL.
    They aren’t technically alive themselves.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    oh my gosh he is too cute

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My kids would love this…
    Alicia Webster
    5webs@comcast.net

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    only a zombie would be so absolutely moral-less enough to eat flesh(at least this one has a brain of tofu!)

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Aww that’s so cool!
    Flesh is for zombies because only a monster would want to eat another’s flesh.
    That’s just sick.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Zombies are brainless monsters
    we must ridicule their choice of cuisine and not part take in it.
    food processing is a major industry packaging shit and making it look and taste/smell apetising

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because a zombie is unable to think clearly about the consequences of their actions. Tofu the Vegan Zombie demonstrates thoughtful & responsible behavior. Oh, that and his bowel movements don’t stink from decomposing flesh
    rotting inside his digestive system. Tofu the Vegan Zombie = win.

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Mad cow disease, scars
    fact that we need to change our digestive track just so we can digest meat.
    We are not carnivores by nature

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies..well, let me put on a lettuce and corn husk dress so they don’t eat me…yucko….be creative and use fruits and vegetables and try tofu…maybe if someone made the zombie something yummy out of tofu…you know people change, just takes time…

  • 2532 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because..
    Soylent Green is People!!
    Cool vinyl toys are for me!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hope i win !

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    FLESH IS FOR ZOMBIES BECAUSE ZOMBIES LOVE FLESH

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Because rotting flesh is for the braindead and monsterous!! Only people without a brain would want to eat eat something that used to be a living creature and let it rot their colons!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The way this article is layed out with the Phrase “At peta2 we know that flesh is for zombies” Reminded me of being in a sunday school class.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies because no one in their right mind would eat another person!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    great idea

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for those without a conscience, therefore it’s for zombies. I’m glad tofu is a zombie rebel!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only people with no brain eat it.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Fleash is for zombies becuase you can still taste the fear, cruelty and pain in each bite.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies and not us because they dont have the brains and intelligance to realise that flesh is cruel hurtful and unnesasery. They have an excuse for eating flesh, no human does.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    UUUuuuUUUUUUH !!!!!! flesh — is — life !!! Uuuh !! d’n’t remem-ber wy i eat it! one day i just woke up uh – hunnnngryyyy !!!!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they are able to find it and devour it with relative ease considering their progressivly decomposed state. Ever seen a zombie try and open a can of soup? Trust me, it’s not a pretty sight, bits of fingers and rotten limbs flying all over the kitchen. Took me forever to clear up. And still had to wrestle a thumb off the dog.
    Similarly with vegetables. These, even if eaten raw,still need to be cultivated. A zombie in a straw hat with a hoe is pretty disturbing. Looks something like a cross between a scarecrow and a decomposing corpse. Suppose its a bit of both, really.
    So yes, flesh, it’s walking about all over the place, basically rears itself, and all one need do is collapse ontop of it and get to work with the dentures. Considering a zombie’s limited co-ordination and motor skills, it makes sense.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I have to say, flesh ISN’T for zombies. Flesh isnt for ANYONE! If tofu here doesn’t have to eat it, why should anyone else? Tofu is an inspiration to all us vegans. It’s horrible that animals have to suffer because people want to act like brainless, tormenting, flesh eating zombies.
    I really love this character. It would be so cool of this could be a campaign. Have like “FLESH IS FOR ZOMBIES” leaflets and stickers with tofu on them. He’s so adorable, you need to watch the “Thriller” video of him on the tofu website, HILARIOUS.
    ~Vanessa

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Tofu is not a monster, even without his brain. He is just a poor misguided zombie that needs a brain for guidance, in the meantime, the tofu on his head will have to suffice.
    Flesh is for poor misguided individuals that just need the proper guidance to make a difference in life.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Because ‘the other white meat’ is too fast for a slow Zombie to catch… but, apparently, there is a never-ending supply of slow clumsy humans!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Meat bad. Tofu good.
    Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!!!!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only something that’s dead and has no heart could eat flesh

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Honestly,flesh shouldn’t even be for zombies.Go veg.Just do it.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    only zombies eat flesh cuz its nasty!! why do u think im vegan?? lol :]

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for money grubbing, soul sucking, disgusting zombies that feed on meat for their own disturbing desires. go veg.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies who have a requirement to be quite fashionable with meat flap earings, sloppy decaying top hats and stitched together crusty suits of fleshy delight with tails and abilities to impress the opposite sex with their rotting charm.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    dont eat my friends!!! they dont eat u!!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the only flesh one must love is thine own… and being that we are all ONE flesh.. ONE body.. all connected, every living being should have the luxury of living without the worry of the cannibalistic ways of the flesh eaters.. treat fellow flesh as you would your own… treat the unified body of our existence with the reverence it deserves… feeding it with only the good things mother earth has left for us to nourish ourselves with… connecting the one body in a true symbiotic vessel of hope.
    tofu rocks.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is only for zombies because there brains dont work right and anyone with a brain should be able to use it and tell that it is cruel and very wrong to eat meat and any one in there right mind should know that!
    tofu the vegan zombie is amazing lol
    flesh is only for zombies because there brains dont work right and anyone with a brain should be able to use it and tell that it is cruel and very wrong to eat meat and any one in there right mind should know that!
    tofu the vegan zombie is amazing lol
    <3

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    omg thats so awesome i wish people made a movie about that:D
    i THInk flesh if only for zombies because well they are dead lol
    people should’nt have to eat animal flesh because they are alive and everything everyone should be vegan
    i wish people knew that not all zombies eat brains 😀

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is good for a growing zombie, it keeps him/her from falling apart.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Eat more vegetables! I think Tofu is great

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Good live flesh is for Zombies because anything else is just crap!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    That zombie is smarter than most people(Meat-Eaters) he even knows better lol

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because they are not able to show compassion toward creatures that deserve to live. They are not able to think for themselves so they just conform to the zombie code that was established ages ago. It’s pretty disturbing knowing that there are still flesh-eating zombies wandering the streets today!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Rotting flesh…..bloody mess…..perfect for a mindless zombie. But for us its an in-human thing to do, so why do some humans act like zombies? ………….. EXACTLY!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because a little flesh each day will keep the zombies at prey!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Because only someone who was brainless would eat something with a brain!! D:

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because …. who has never craved flesh?!?!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies :
    because an animal is for life, not just for christmas… dinner!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s simple really. Cause flesh tastes a hell of a lot better than eating cats. All that fur to get past. Who wants that hassle! Surely not TOFU!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love PETA and I love me some zombies!!! xo

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    flesh is for zombies cause even zombies need a flesh puppet friend lol

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I eat grains
    not brains
    Because:
    If I bite your leg
    I will hear your groveling beg.
    If I bite your arm,
    I will surely cause you harm.
    If I bite your tummy,
    I’ll be like the killer of your mummy.
    If I bite your neck,
    I will be a nervous wreck….
    Because:
    I eat grains not brains
    And probably always will.
    Please, meat eaters:
    Why can’t you see?
    Being veggie;
    Is the best way to be…
    So please please please
    Won’t you join me?

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Meat is for zombies because when you bite into it, blood squirts into your mouth. After drinking too much meat squirted blood your brain might start hatching maggots!
    Good clean family fun!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    If all Zombies were as cool as Tofu, this conversation would never happen…

    Trash : Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently? And wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
    Spider : I try not too think about dying too much.
    Trash : Mm. Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me, and start biting and eating me alive.
    Spider : I see…

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    One should only be caught dead eating flesh.

  • Bob

    2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies (and LuLu) because..
    Cool vinyl toys are for people!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Well…..
    Monsters are sweet
    And so is meat.
    Such a warmm delicious treat
    Why eat veggies?
    Chew on FEET!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Think about this. Do you ever see any fat zombies walking around? No. I think zombies eat flesh because they are loyal Atkins dieters. High protein, low carbs. That’s the zombie way!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only a truly mindless and heartless being would find joy in causing pain and eating bodies.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    BRAINS!!!!!!!!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for Zombies because you are what you eat… dead and rottiing!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because youd have to be dead to want other dead things aka meat.

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    mmmm tofu! i love it! I dont want to be a monster =(. Go veggies!

  • 2533 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only the dead eat the dead.

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I don’t want to be dragged kicking and screaming, only to be the main course in a zombie buffet!
    I want my arms to remain in their sockets and I want no-one to eat flesh and enjoy it!

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only a REAL monster would want to eat the flesh of anyone living; humans and non-humans alike!
    I think Tofu the Vegan Zombie is a great character, and maybe he and his story will help creepy kids all over get interested in choosing veggies instead of flesh.
    Graaaiiins!

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh and meat is for people with a dead mind! Even Tofu knows only green food can solve the food crisis.

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All flesh is very high in protein, containing all of the essential amino acids, and in most cases is a good source of zinc, vitamin B12, selenium, phosphorus, niacin, vitamin B6, iron and riboflavin. Flesh also tends to be high in fat, low in carbohydrates, and contains no fiber.
    To sum up, Flesh gives Zombies the energy they need to capture and devour more flesh, and also provides them with the fat they need to feed the maggots crawling beneath their skin.

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Rotting flesh is for rotting brains! Meat is for braindead, uninspired people who can’t use their brains to be creative and kind.

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only someone walking around with no brains would crave a rotting, decomposing carcuss.

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because..
    1.ONLY MONSTERS EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2534 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Flesh is for zombies because only those without a brain would want to eat dead flesh!

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