Being vegan is so awesome (and easy!)—it’s hard to keep track of all the reasons why it rules. One reason that we all love is VEGENAISE, an awesome product that tastes even better than mayonnaise, without any of the cruelty.
Seriously, it practically has “vegan” in its name—how can this not rock our worlds? We know that there are other Vegenaise lovers out there, too, so without further ado, here’s peta2’s love letter to Vegenaise!
I used to think that we were forever, ever, ever …
Sorry, M, but we are never ever ever getting back together.
Seriously, how did we never think to add you to mashed potatoes before?
Sriracha mayo = Gardein Crispy Tenders heaven!
Forget silly roses—we think “a jar of vegenaise by any other name” would taste just as great.
We didn’t think that we could love French fries more, but you opened up a whole new world to us!
Sometimes we get jealous, but we know it’s only because you’re so wonderful.
There’s just more of you to love.
God, M, you’re such a jerk—WTF?! We’re so much better without you.
We know you’ll never break our heart.