Horse Beaters Unite!
Any of you watch the Today Show this morning? If you did, you saw one awesome horse toss his ninny jockey onto the track. LMAO!
As you know, the Kentucky Derby (AKA annual “horse beater” convention) is this weekend and The Onion’s “Steam Room” commentators have weighed in on their “favorites”:
Thanks Onion! We couldn’t have said it better ourselves.