Just when it looked as though Lindsay Lohan was getting her act together, she goes and starts wearing fur again. I really wanted to believe she was turning over a new leaf with this whole sobriety thing. I thought she was really on the road to recovery this time, I mean she hasn’t been spotted out drinking since, well, since New Year’s Eve. Come on now, dancing can really make a girl thirsty!
And this whole working in the morgue episode, if that doesn’t cause her to shape up, what will?! Listen, working in the morgue changes people, OK? It usually does…sometimes…alright it sometimes changes some people…the ones with souls…Anyway, you’d think being around all of those corpses she would have had enough of death, but you’d be wrong.
I know she’s trying to reinvent herself but into what? Lindsay, take a look around at who’s actually wearing fur these days—old ladies, hideous little trolls, washed-up has-beens, and street walkers. Which one are you aspiring to be?