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Multiple Stab Wounds May Shorten Life Expectancy?

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Posted July 19, 2007 by Marta Holmberg

A friend passed along this hilarious parody video from The Onion and I just had to share it with you all. So funny. My favorite line from the video: “This tells us that the effects of stab wounds are more physical than psychological.”


Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
It’s hard to believe that people still test other ridiculous things on animals—like mascara. WTF? I personally don’t want a bunny blinded so I can use a brand new lash-lengthening mascara. If you haven’t watched our “Testing…One, Two, Three” video yet, well, get on that.

Marta

PS – The Onion is totally amazing. Check it out regularly. Seriously, dude.

PPS – It’s Pulin’s birthday. Wish him a happy one!

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  • 2863 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Very nice this blog =)

  • 2874 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    IS THIS REAL
    IT CANT BE
    TOO HORRIBLE.

  • 2930 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    is this real? if it is then who the crap whould do that ?!?!?!?!?

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