peta2's Sandwich of the Week: Mystery Sandwich!
Posted December 17, 2009 by Ray Harkins
I am a stereotype. You know the typical comment of men is that they can’t cook to save their lives. Well, that is me. I can make a pretty good bowl of cereal and a solid veggie burger, but give me a pot or pan and I would not be able to help you out with much. The reason I am telling you this is simple, my sandwich isn’t that crazy and cool as everyone else’s (especially this one) but you know what, I like it so that is all that matters (at least that is what my Mom tells me).
To say this sandwich is simple is the understatement of the century, it should take you maybe 5 minutes tops to make this. The great thing about it is, you can eat it anytime. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Brunch, Linner or whenever!
The ingredients are simple:
1 Jar of Peanut Butter (your preference, please don’t use the entire jar)
1 Banana (or two if you are feeling CRAZY)
1 Box Of Raisins (I like Sun Maid)
1 Knife (your choice)
Then, I leave it up to you in what order you put the items on the tortilla but I suggest laying down the peanut butter first in order to stick the rest of the goodies on it. Then, once it is all assembled you can eat it like a burrito or if you are gross, you can put it in a blender. I don’t recommend that though.
Can you think of a good name for my ghetto sandwich?
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