Pink Reveals New Anti-Fur Strategy
Thinking about her master plan…
Pink has come up with what I think is a great new strategy to make fur wearers rethink their cruel fashion choices.”‘My new campaign is Fur: It Makes You Look Fat
,’ Pink says, followed by a wicked laugh.” Wicked laugh indeed, I love it! People who wear fur are self-absorbed idiots who only care about themselves and the way they look, so what better way to help them see the light than to bash their looks. If someone told Beyonce, Eva Longoria, J. Lo, or the Olsen twins that they were fat—which could never ever happen in a million years with the toothpick twins—they would be mortified. Adds Pink,”If we say fur is actually not flattering, maybe more of these people will care if they think they look fat, because obviously they don’t care they’re skinning animals alive for their fur.” It makes perfect sense to hit the vainer than vain where it hurts them the most. She’s a genius.