Throw a Pregnancy Party
Posted April 1, 2013 by Sean Horvath
To produce milk for humans, cows on factory farms are forcibly impregnated (raped!), have their horns painfully burnt or cut out of their heads, and are often killed before they turn 6 years old. Not to worry—you can be part of the solution!
The only NATURAL way to drink milk is to consume milk from your own species, just like every other mammal on the planet. So give cows a break, and join the peta2 Pregnancy Pact.
Here’s how it works:
Step 1: Girls, get your friends together for a peta2 Pregnancy Pact Signing Party. Guys, come out and support the cause! We won’t need your help until step 2. 😉
Step 2: Get pregnant.
Step 3: Have your baby and start producing milk. We’ll provide you with a breast pump and super-simple breast milk recipes! Send your final products to peta2, and we’ll sell them at local farmers markets. Proceeds from the sales will go directly to funding self-defense programs for cows.
Sign our pact, and make some cruelty-free milk products! You’ll be eating cheese made from human milk and saving cows in no time!
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