Posted August 22, 2011 by peta2 staff
So … you’ve just been dumped.
The important thing to remember is DON’T PANIC. You may be overwhelmed with feelings of self-doubt; perhaps you’re diving into your fifth pint of Turtle Mountain’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough while leaving hysterical messages on their voicemail that sound more like a wild mongoose than a civilized young lady or gentleman like yourself. However, do not forget—this is all NORMAL. Stop refreshing the ex’s Facebook page and lace up those knee-high boots for that house party up the street. Get back out there—nothing speeds up the healing process like that hot blonde from chemistry class!
Start seeing movies, go catch a game, get coffee with friends … as well as focus on losing those extra ten pounds of Chinese take-out. After all, the best revenge is living well—and that certainly doesn’t include deep-fried tofu.
However, eating healthy does not extend to your VEGAN BREAKUP FIRST AID KIT (for use in case of emergencies):
*note: If you happen to be the sympathetic friend, arriving with your Vegan Breakup First Aid Kit in hand is def good karma.
I’ll leave you with this: when you’re ready to move on, an immediate attraction may make the world around you seem like an afterthought, but your old friends—not your new flame—are the people who really matter. Putting in time and love, they are there for you at your most distraught and most annoying. So, yes, share your excitement about the new romantic adventure you’re setting out on, but understand that even those who care the most about you may knife you in the night should you mention that cute mannerism they do one more time. Don’t take it personally— it is merely a stab of love. 
peta2 Street Team Coordinator + lover of vegan food, cats, animal rights, Dawson's Creek, and Harry Potter.
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328 days ago
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This article is adorable! I sent the link to my friend that just had a bad break up
601 days ago
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Friends are the best cure to a break up
630 days ago
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Lmao!
638 days ago
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“The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else”
639 days ago
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Awww Anna I love you! You are such an amazing person, and I wish I had the chance to know you longer. Be safe, and continue to Be Strong,
Love Bridget
639 days ago
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<3
639 days ago
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lol thats cute, hopefully i won’t have to use it any time soon!
639 days ago
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When in doubt order the Vegan Break-up Kit!
639 days ago
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hahahaha :’) ive been hysterical.. Sounds like me :S
639 days ago
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When all else fails, eat cookies.