43 Things Every Vegan Has Heard at Least Once
WARNING: Reading this list may cause severe face-palming and eye-rolling and may bring out a strong urge to smack your friends upside the head.
1. What the f#ck do you eat?
2. I read somewhere that vegans are unhealthy.
3. Isn’t it hard to be vegan?
4. I could never be vegan because I love cheese.
5. I could never be vegan because I hate tofu.
6. I could never go vegan because it’s too expensive.
7. If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why’d he make them out of meat?
8. Mmmm, bacon.
9. Why don’t you care about humans?
10. My friend’s cousin’s boyfriend’s mom’s sister went vegan once, and she got sick.
11. But what about protein?
12. I’m a pescetarian, so I’m basically vegan.
13. Is it cool if I eat this steak in front of you?
14. If humans don’t eat meat, they’ll die.
15. If cows aren’t milked, they’ll explode (and die).
16. If you love animals so much, why are you eating all their food?
17. But, but, but … osteoporosis!
18. I love animals. *eats ham sandwich*
19. If we didn’t eat animals, they’d take over the planet.
20. Not all factory farms are that bad.
21. If they were that bad, the government would shut them down.
22. WWJD? Eat fish, that’s what.
23. PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.
24. But you still eat fish, right?
25. But you still drink milk, right?
26. Animals kill other animals for food. You probably want lions to go vegan, too, huh?
27. But plants feel pain!
28. I mean, the animals have to die sometime, right?
29. Wasn’t Hitler a vegetarian?
30. Eating animals = circle of life.
31. Don’t be stupid—humans are carnivores. Ever heard of canine teeth?
32. Can’t you just pick the meat out?
33. Can’t you just pick the cheese out?
34. Why can’t you just eat “normal” food?
35. Animals don’t know any better—they want us to eat them.
36. What if you were stranded on a deserted island? Would you eat animals then?
37. I work out, so I can’t be vegan.
38. I’m an athlete, so I can’t be vegan.
39. I only eat humane meat.
40. I only eat organic meat.
41. I only eat cage-free eggs.
42. ERMAHGERD B-12.
43. Don’t you miss eating meat?