Um, Hi, You’re Eating Poop

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Posted November 2, 2005 by Rachelle Owen

E.Coli is pretty much one of the most disgusting things ever, huh? It turns out that a whole bunch of people in New York state that have been vomiting and um, diarrhea-ing, all over the place ate some hamburger that was contaminated with E.Coli bacteria. Hey guys, not sure if you got the memo, but eating dead animals that lived in their own feces, probably not the best idea. Whenever I get a dumb e-mail from some dude about how much he loves meat, I just think to myself, “You’re going to be shitting all over yourself pretty soon, ROFLMAO!” PS – Ted Nugent sucks at music and life, and you’re probably going to be a janitor when you grow up. The end.
Speaking of idiots getting what’s coming to them, have you all seen this gem?

Carl
Hulsey was determined to turn his white billy goat, Snowball, into a watchdog, whether Snowball wanted to be one or not. To that end, 77-year-old Hulsey, a retired poultry worker from Canton, Georgia, took to beating Snowball with a stick to make him more aggressive. “Pa, this goat’s going to kill you if you keep that up,” Alma Hulsey warned her husband. She was right.
On 16 May 1991, Hulsey once again approached the goat, brandishing a stick. This time Snowball landed the first blow. The 110-pound goat attacked his tormentor, butting Hulsey in the stomach, twice knocking him down. Hulsey scrambled onto the porch in an effort to get away. The goat bounded up the steps after him. While Alma Hulsey watched, Snowball rammed his master over the edge. Hulsey fell to the ground five feet below and died where he landed. “Blunt trauma to the abdominal cavity,” said the coroner. Snowball had ruptured Hulsey’s stomach.

In summary: SNOWBALL PWNED THAT GUY!
-Noah

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  • JER

    2742 days ago

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    You know what makes my stomach heave more than some gross infected meat? People that think they are so much better than everyone because they hold some kind of moral standard. You think you stand up for equality and rights but really you just discriminate and make horrible stereotypes. You probably wont even let me post this message because it doesn’t agree with your beleifs, but thats fine. You can stand up for things without being extreemists. I dont think I need to mention other extreemist groups that are similar to yourselves but whatever. Keep trying to brainwash the masses with your over the top crap.

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