Ever wonder why your vegan friends roll their eyes when you ask them about protein? Or maybe you just don’t get why people like tofu? Or why your sister is sick of you talking about how much you loooove bacon? (Seriously, stop.) Allow us to share these nine little words that mean something TOTALLY different to vegans than to other people!
No, no, you’re right: Vegans are OBVIOUSLY missing all their protein … idiot.
Think of going vegan as your own personal boycott against the leading cause of greenhouse-gas emissions and against a major contributor to pretty much all the f#cked up things about the environment.
So you like muscles? Long legs? Flowing hair? Bright smiles? Well, vegans know that beauty is more than skin deep, and we’ve got a whole slew of hot celebs who prove that they love animals every time they sit down to eat!
Nonvegans: Does a body good!
Vegans: Cows make milk for BABY cows! YOU ARE NOT A COW!
Nonvegans: “But it’s soooo good!”
Vegans: Just … no. No, no, no.
No bacon for me ever again. Please, God, no.
“RUB MY BELLLLL-EHH!” Vegans know that nothing chases away the homework blues better than a little QT with our furry friends!