Posted September 15, 2011 by Christina
It’s that time again! I’ve compiled all the forehead-scrunching, head-shaking comments we’ve received lately that have left me downright puzzled.
You know the drill: Names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and expletives have been censored. Enjoy!
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Once again, I find myself unable to choose the best.
Which one is your fave? Comment below and let us know!
peta2 Street Team Coordinator + lover of vegan food, cats, animal rights, Dawson's Creek, and Harry Potter.
Too long to explain here, it's long enough for a novel.
Well let's just say life ain't always beautiful but it's a beautiful ride. I love all my pets and would do anything for them. I have one dog, two cats, a ferret and my babygirl shaymin,(the cutest hedgehog alive) I'm into all different kinds of music. I'm a singer myself and love art.
Father loves to farm, be self sustainable, loves to read, he's a antiques/vintage auctioneer, art student, and looks like mr. Rogers. My mother is a Montessori teacher and is amazing with children, all about local organic foods, loves gardening, cooking etc. my sister who is nine years older than me was into indie music and introduced me to all sorts of things at a young age. This all rubbed of on me and from that base I grew into similar things. I'm an INFJ
I'm tall, a geek, nacho - obsessed, I love sewing and Cath Kidston, also I'm vegetarian (wannabe vegan.)
Jersey girl now I'm all country.
I love animals about as much as rock, heavy metal, tea, and coffee. Hoping to make a difference and help animals through PETA!!!
I want to get into marketing but not have to rely on people which have different morals and worldviews than I do to hire me. While I'm figuring this out, I want to show everyone what I believe in and spur them into action against injustices.
Life On A Tour Bus
I am Angela. When I am not helping animals I am listening to music, reading, or playing video games. My spirit animal is a fox and I love nature. What else is there to know? Want to know anything about me, need advice or anything message me :)
261 days ago
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I love when I click on “brake there”. Back to School lol
467 days ago
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Im gonna have to say #3 but its really hard to chose
469 days ago
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I go for #1
510 days ago
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“Oh and it is pretty funny that the person who wrote 2 mentioned Einstien. Einstien said something along the lines of “vegitarianism is good”.”
Agreed. Although good seems like an understatement.
555 days ago
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Oh my god the links are so funny
the cristopher columbos one and all of them just click the links of the weird ones its halarious
562 days ago
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8 thats just wrong
562 days ago
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It’s better to eat plants cuz you can buy seeds at a store and grow them with animals its not that easy. So yeah and i dont think plants really feel pain. Just saying but all these comments are stupid especially 8 who as that many uggs LIAR:|
562 days ago
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Wow 2 couldn’t even spell Einstein and saying Peta is dumb woooooww. All of them were dumb.
570 days ago
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6 and 8 are just plain dumb.
598 days ago
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#8 That’s just another heartless turd who is just trying to get on our nerves. I feel bad that they are so insecure that they have to post immature comments like that…. It’s very sad.
604 days ago
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The nerve of some people. I couldn’t even chose one thing, j vote for all of them!
610 days ago
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Their all so stupid… you can tell the people whom said these things are as dumb as rock’s…… But #8 Makes me sadd
( I cant stand people who think abuse is funny!
& PLANTS Cant feel pain HELLO….
Animal’s are JUST LIKE US They hurt and feel pain… I dont know whats not to understand
#VEGETARIAN For 3 YEARS <3
611 days ago
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Omygosh so er stupid. I pick #2
Let’s face it you guys…Chicks do grow up to be nuggets not Chickens with emotions and brains
611 days ago
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Number 8 is ridiculous. It was apparently written by some underage twink who has no idea what the heck they are talking about, just because THEY LOVE THEIR BOOTS SO MUCH! That makes me sick, how can you just “slit the throught of a thousand sheep” for a pair of shoes? Humanity makes me ill. I have no idea what I would be like without PETA. Screw meat. The taste is in no way worth the amount of pain and horror that animals go through.
612 days ago
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Omg….number eight is depressiing… :l what a jerk.
612 days ago
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Number 5 by far. I love how they think we’re all democrats! Ha!
612 days ago
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#9
Some people are so mental…
613 days ago
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it never fails to amaze me how moronic, misinformed, and ignorant people can be.
613 days ago
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these are all ridiculous…
613 days ago
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#1 and #9
613 days ago
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5,8 & 9.. but seriously every single one of these comments are ridiculous.. especially #9 since one of my friends dad’s actually asked me the same thing.. he said “well plants are living things that: eat, drink, reproduce and produce waste.. so why do you eat them? How do you know they can’t feel when you rip them out of the ground, and boil them, and cut them?” some people just don’t get it..
Another thing i hear often is “oh, your vegan? So what do you do… go around munching on grass?” silly zombies.. it’s better then body parts.
614 days ago
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Stupidity. I’ve hear #9 the most.
614 days ago
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6 and 8 are the best 6 was kinda funny and then 8 made me realise how stupid people really are and why we are important to spread awareness and compation
614 days ago
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My favorite would definitely be number 9.
I laughed because once , a boy came up to and asked if i was vegetarian because I love animal or hate plants. I said I hat plants , they raped my mother and took over my whole land . the kid thought I was serious.
614 days ago
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I’m going to go with #5 this person really thinks he/she know’s what their talking about! Haha these people are rediculous!
614 days ago
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I like how on #8, when that chick says she has over 200 pairs of Uggs, and the link says “LIES!” XDD
614 days ago
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#8 is not only the dumbest comment, but this person needs some serious therapy with violent, disturbing comments like that.
614 days ago
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8 and 3. haha
615 days ago
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4, 6, 7, 8.
Too Too funny to just pick one!
615 days ago
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Hard to choose, all very stupid comments..
Sorry, I just shake my head, can´t choose just one when all are allmost equally dumb..
/Vegan from Sweden
615 days ago
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8
615 days ago
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4 and 9
615 days ago
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Definitely #2…. laughed so hard. people are soooo dumb
615 days ago
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Oh and it is pretty funny that the person who wrote 2 mentioned Einstien. Einstien said something along the lines of “vegitarianism is good”.
615 days ago
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9
615 days ago
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Can these people spell?!
616 days ago
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8 and 9 tied for me lol
616 days ago
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All are dumb, of course, but the UGG one sticks out in my mind the most.
616 days ago
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Definetly 8. Uggs are ugly, expensive, and that person needs to see a therepist because the things she said about slitting its throat herself is just….disturbing.
616 days ago
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Oh Definitely 4 and 9
616 days ago
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9
I hear that one a lot 
617 days ago
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number 8 is the most terrible thing i have ever seen- what kind of sick person would say those things?
617 days ago
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wtf is up with 9… is that guy pissed?
617 days ago
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i like 5 it shows they are all idiots when the cant spell ‘out’ the jerk spelt it ‘ought’ LMAO!
617 days ago
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4,7, and 8 .
617 days ago
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Only the biggest attention hogs would post all these, esppecially #8. Kinda funny to read tho cuz these people are so dangerously stupid.lolz xD
617 days ago
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numbr 8 tips me off, where she or he said that they saw a lamb being stomped and they just laughed….pisses me off
617 days ago
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9 xDDD
617 days ago
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Can’t decide between 8 and 9..
8 is either being an arse or has some mental issues.
9 is really a dumb argument that people make, but friends? lolol & imprisoned plants.
Okay I vote 9.
617 days ago
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lol thats impossible to pick just one
617 days ago
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i seriously love 1 and 9 equally…
617 days ago
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Oh God, 9 is Hilarious!
617 days ago
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cant chose between 2, 3, and 4 sooo halarious!!!
617 days ago
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The uggs comment takes the cake. Over 247 pairs of them…Really??? Are the not like around $100 a piece? So this person spent around $25K on ugly ass boots that I don’t think have really been in style for awhile. Yeah dumbass teenagers still think they are, but does anyone with a real sense of style actually buy them? I mean this person is obviously 15 or younger or just fails at being a troll.
Still they are all delightfully ignorant quotes.
617 days ago
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I can say that #9 is the dumbest. They all are terribly terrible. It just shows how meat eaters are ridiculous spellers and sociopaths. Keep on doin what you do PETA and PETA2 no matter what people say!
617 days ago
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8 is by far the most horrendous and idiotic comment I have seen in a while!!!
618 days ago
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9
618 days ago
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“uggs are cool and fashionable they are also worn in the summer cause they keep your feet at room temp. i have 249 pairs of uggs no joke, so if it were up to me i would slit the throught of a thousand sheep, or skin them alive, or even brake there neck so i could have uggs. ps i saw a little lamb being stomped on to make uggs and i just laughed”
618 days ago
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The nineth comment is the best. =’) Jee,where do you find these people?
618 days ago
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Hahaha people are just so ignorant and dont understand and accept the ways of others because of their own issues…. just because we’re different and live healthier and wiser… doesnt make us “Dumb” or “hypocritical” we’re just open to bigger better things. This whole post made me laugh my ass off.
618 days ago
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Number 8 blew my mind with audacity, while number 2 almost caused a brain hemorrhage due to it’s idiocy. Haha. And number 3…They need to start reading their clothing tags–It’s not the same everywhere but most places have a ton of imported stuff. I’ve never seen an american clothing article that said “Made in USA”–NEVER.
618 days ago
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My fave dumb comment isn’t on the list… “The animals are already dead so why not just eat them before someone else does” WTF? D:<
618 days ago
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<– someone said that to me in person, btw.
618 days ago
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number 1
618 days ago
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0.0 the second-to-last one is the most EVIL, the second one is probably the funniest…
618 days ago
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I can’t even be mad, I’m so confused! xD
They’re all pretty stupid, 9 is hilariously convoluted, but 4 is just nonsensical.
I’m gonna say 9 though… yeah..definitely
618 days ago
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They are all just completely fucked up. excuse my french but its true. #8 is really horrible though. They are cruel idiots.
618 days ago
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WOOOW! I’m speechless right now. Although, I’d have to say it’s quite hilarious reading these. Moreover, it’s just beyond shocking to see how ignorant and just flat out stupid people are when it comes to this subject. I would have to go with comment 1 as my first vote. My top picks are 1,2, and 9 though.
618 days ago
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Wow, i can’t wait to hunt tofu deer
618 days ago
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8…all those people need to check into an inpatient mental hospital…
618 days ago
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5 and 9 !
618 days ago
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8.”uggs are cool and fashionable they are also worn in the summer cause they keep your feet at room temp. i have 249 pairs of uggs no joke, so if it were up to me i would slit the throught of a thousand sheep, or skin them alive, or even brake there neck so i could have uggs. ps i saw a little lamb being stomped on to make uggs and i just laughed”
9.”Oh come on! Now PETA’s got maple syrup issues! What about the poor plants that feel pain when you rip them out of their home on the ground away from their friends. And cruel people who imprison plants in flower pots and drown them everyday?”
…its a tie between those 2 retards -__-
618 days ago
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2! ‘Work that one out, Einteins!’
618 days ago
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Number 9 hands down.. Lol
618 days ago
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I love number 5. I am a vegan and a Republican. There are a few issues that come up once in a while that make me think but the two are barely connected. There are plenty of compassionate, vegan, conservatives and a lot of mean, inconsiderate, meat-eating liberals. Can’t we all just get along and live by the golden rule regardless of race, gender, religion, sex, or species. I will get off my soapbox now.
618 days ago
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They are all pretty much ignorant in their own “special” way.
618 days ago
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Definitely either 5 or 6. Notice that almost all of them don’t use proper grammar… That pretty much proves that they’re dumb. Lol
618 days ago
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8. how can someone actually be this ignorant ? also 2. wowww. I love how all of these people have atrocious grammar and spelling.
618 days ago
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I have to go with 2,just because their spelling makes me laugh
618 days ago
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I like #9 best, that made me laugh!
618 days ago
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They’re all my favorite dumb comments. They all need spelling lessons.
618 days ago
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ohmygod the second one, I can’t even there are so many things wrong with all of these people. The second one has to be the worst hahaha.
618 days ago
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Oh my God, number 8 is hilarious. Those types of people only want attention. If they didn’t want attention they wouldn’t leave comments and I doubt that they’d even be on the site. Or they have no lives, I guess.
Number 6 is funny, too. Didn’t the Japanese make tofu? And isn’t it more popular over there than beef? If they don’t want to sound like idiots then they should some good ‘ole intelligent research?
But oh well, I guess we can’t all be smart ones.
P.S. I love how these 12 year old kids spell.
618 days ago
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The second one, I have no idea what point he/she is trying to make and his spelling and grammar is atrocious (like most of the idiots up there).
618 days ago
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2, 3, 8, and 9. I simply cannot pick just one. I literally “lol”-ed. hahahahaha