Vote for Your Fave DUMB Comment!

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Posted September 15, 2011 by Christina

It’s that time again! I’ve compiled all the forehead-scrunching, head-shaking comments we’ve received lately that have left me downright puzzled.

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You know the drill: Names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and expletives have been censored. Enjoy!

  1. “who cares if people eat meat or wear animals. the main thing is animal abuse and its everywhere like everything else and it will stay here in society like everything does.”
  2. “The chicks grew up then they became nuggets …and there are more cattle In the U.S.A then what there are people .Work that one out Enteins
  3. “What about in places where cotton can not be grown? Just let the people freeze so the sheep can keep their wool?”
  4. “i also cry for the animals that live with you all. you destroyed their habitats too by making them your prisoners. ignorant hypocrytical jerks.”
  5. you guys are nuts. i come from a town where if its brown its down, one of these days, your goddamn democrats, are gonna really f**k us over, and americans are gonna be ought of jobs, and on their own, so go buy a gun, and practice for when you have to hunt the tofu deer, or the carrot chicken.”
  6. “unfortunately. Americans are spoiled food wise, which gives idiots like you the free space to come up with f**ked up ideas like tofu, i wonder how much ‘tophurky Christopher columbus ate?‘”
  7. “Compassionate consumers”? It sounds more like a bunch of hippies just couldn’t deal with the fact that a carrot up their asses just isn’t a substitute for a real “sausage“, so instead of trying a hotdog they decided to go slander a company’s name.”
  8. uggs are cool and fashionable they are also worn in the summer cause they keep your feet at room temp. i have 249 pairs of uggs no joke, so if it were up to me i would slit the throught of a thousand sheep, or skin them alive, or even brake there neck so i could have uggs. ps i saw a little lamb being stomped on to make uggs and i just laughed”
  9. “Oh come on! Now PETA’s got maple syrup issues! What about the poor plants that feel pain when you rip them out of their home on the ground away from their friends. And cruel people who imprison plants in flower pots and drown them everyday?”

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Once again, I find myself unable to choose the best.

Which one is your fave? Comment below and let us know!

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  • Profile photo of phoebeanne123

    998 days ago

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love when I click on “brake there”. Back to School lol :)

  • 1205 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Im gonna have to say #3 but its really hard to chose

  • 1207 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I go for #1

  • 1247 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “Oh and it is pretty funny that the person who wrote 2 mentioned Einstien. Einstien said something along the lines of “vegitarianism is good”.”
    Agreed. Although good seems like an understatement.

  • 1292 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh my god the links are so funny
    the cristopher columbos one and all of them just click the links of the weird ones its halarious

  • 1299 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8 thats just wrong

  • 1300 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s better to eat plants cuz you can buy seeds at a store and grow them with animals its not that easy. So yeah and i dont think plants really feel pain. Just saying but all these comments are stupid especially 8 who as that many uggs LIAR:|

  • 1300 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow 2 couldn’t even spell Einstein and saying Peta is dumb woooooww. All of them were dumb.

  • 1307 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    6 and 8 are just plain dumb.

  • 1335 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #8 That’s just another heartless turd who is just trying to get on our nerves. I feel bad that they are so insecure that they have to post immature comments like that…. It’s very sad.

  • 1342 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The nerve of some people. I couldn’t even chose one thing, j vote for all of them!

  • 1348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Their all so stupid… you can tell the people whom said these things are as dumb as rock’s…… But #8 Makes me sadd :(( I cant stand people who think abuse is funny!
    & PLANTS Cant feel pain HELLO….
    Animal’s are JUST LIKE US They hurt and feel pain… I dont know whats not to understand

    #VEGETARIAN For 3 YEARS <3

  • 1348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omygosh so er stupid. I pick #2
    Let’s face it you guys…Chicks do grow up to be nuggets not Chickens with emotions and brains

  • 1349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 8 is ridiculous. It was apparently written by some underage twink who has no idea what the heck they are talking about, just because THEY LOVE THEIR BOOTS SO MUCH! That makes me sick, how can you just “slit the throught of a thousand sheep” for a pair of shoes? Humanity makes me ill. I have no idea what I would be like without PETA. Screw meat. The taste is in no way worth the amount of pain and horror that animals go through.

  • 1349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omg….number eight is depressiing… :l what a jerk.

  • 1349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 by far. I love how they think we’re all democrats! Ha!

  • 1350 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #9
    Some people are so mental…

  • 1350 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    it never fails to amaze me how moronic, misinformed, and ignorant people can be.

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    these are all ridiculous…

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 and #9

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5,8 & 9.. but seriously every single one of these comments are ridiculous.. especially #9 since one of my friends dad’s actually asked me the same thing.. he said “well plants are living things that: eat, drink, reproduce and produce waste.. so why do you eat them? How do you know they can’t feel when you rip them out of the ground, and boil them, and cut them?” some people just don’t get it..
    Another thing i hear often is “oh, your vegan? So what do you do… go around munching on grass?” silly zombies.. it’s better then body parts.

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Stupidity. I’ve hear #9 the most.

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    6 and 8 are the best 6 was kinda funny and then 8 made me realise how stupid people really are and why we are important to spread awareness and compation

  • 1351 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My favorite would definitely be number 9.
    I laughed because once , a boy came up to and asked if i was vegetarian because I love animal or hate plants. I said I hat plants , they raped my mother and took over my whole land . the kid thought I was serious.

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m going to go with #5 this person really thinks he/she know’s what their talking about! Haha these people are rediculous!

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like how on #8, when that chick says she has over 200 pairs of Uggs, and the link says “LIES!” XDD

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #8 is not only the dumbest comment, but this person needs some serious therapy with violent, disturbing comments like that.

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8 and 3. haha

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4, 6, 7, 8.
    Too Too funny to just pick one!

  • 1352 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hard to choose, all very stupid comments..
    Sorry, I just shake my head, can´t choose just one when all are allmost equally dumb..

    /Vegan from Sweden

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4 and 9

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definitely #2…. laughed so hard. people are soooo dumb

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh and it is pretty funny that the person who wrote 2 mentioned Einstien. Einstien said something along the lines of “vegitarianism is good”.

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    9

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Can these people spell?!

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8 and 9 tied for me lol

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All are dumb, of course, but the UGG one sticks out in my mind the most.

  • 1353 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definetly 8. Uggs are ugly, expensive, and that person needs to see a therepist because the things she said about slitting its throat herself is just….disturbing.

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh Definitely 4 and 9

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    9 :) I hear that one a lot :)

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 8 is the most terrible thing i have ever seen- what kind of sick person would say those things?

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wtf is up with 9… is that guy pissed?

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i like 5 it shows they are all idiots when the cant spell ‘out’ the jerk spelt it ‘ought’ LMAO!

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4,7, and 8 .

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Only the biggest attention hogs would post all these, esppecially #8. Kinda funny to read tho cuz these people are so dangerously stupid.lolz xD

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    numbr 8 tips me off, where she or he said that they saw a lamb being stomped and they just laughed….pisses me off :(

  • 1354 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    9 xDDD

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Can’t decide between 8 and 9..
    8 is either being an arse or has some mental issues.
    9 is really a dumb argument that people make, but friends? lolol & imprisoned plants.

    Okay I vote 9.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    lol thats impossible to pick just one

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i seriously love 1 and 9 equally…

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh God, 9 is Hilarious!

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    cant chose between 2, 3, and 4 sooo halarious!!!

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The uggs comment takes the cake. Over 247 pairs of them…Really??? Are the not like around $100 a piece? So this person spent around $25K on ugly ass boots that I don’t think have really been in style for awhile. Yeah dumbass teenagers still think they are, but does anyone with a real sense of style actually buy them? I mean this person is obviously 15 or younger or just fails at being a troll.

    Still they are all delightfully ignorant quotes.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I can say that #9 is the dumbest. They all are terribly terrible. It just shows how meat eaters are ridiculous spellers and sociopaths. Keep on doin what you do PETA and PETA2 no matter what people say!

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8 is by far the most horrendous and idiotic comment I have seen in a while!!!

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    9

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “uggs are cool and fashionable they are also worn in the summer cause they keep your feet at room temp. i have 249 pairs of uggs no joke, so if it were up to me i would slit the throught of a thousand sheep, or skin them alive, or even brake there neck so i could have uggs. ps i saw a little lamb being stomped on to make uggs and i just laughed”

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The nineth comment is the best. =’) Jee,where do you find these people?

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hahaha people are just so ignorant and dont understand and accept the ways of others because of their own issues…. just because we’re different and live healthier and wiser… doesnt make us “Dumb” or “hypocritical” we’re just open to bigger better things. This whole post made me laugh my ass off. :)

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 8 blew my mind with audacity, while number 2 almost caused a brain hemorrhage due to it’s idiocy. Haha. And number 3…They need to start reading their clothing tags–It’s not the same everywhere but most places have a ton of imported stuff. I’ve never seen an american clothing article that said “Made in USA”–NEVER.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My fave dumb comment isn’t on the list… “The animals are already dead so why not just eat them before someone else does” WTF? D:<

    • 1355 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      <– someone said that to me in person, btw.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 1

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    0.0 the second-to-last one is the most EVIL, the second one is probably the funniest…

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I can’t even be mad, I’m so confused! xD

    They’re all pretty stupid, 9 is hilariously convoluted, but 4 is just nonsensical.

    I’m gonna say 9 though… yeah..definitely

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They are all just completely fucked up. excuse my french but its true. #8 is really horrible though. They are cruel idiots.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    WOOOW! I’m speechless right now. Although, I’d have to say it’s quite hilarious reading these. Moreover, it’s just beyond shocking to see how ignorant and just flat out stupid people are when it comes to this subject. I would have to go with comment 1 as my first vote. My top picks are 1,2, and 9 though.

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, i can’t wait to hunt tofu deer

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8…all those people need to check into an inpatient mental hospital…

  • 1355 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 and 9 !

  • cow

    1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8.”uggs are cool and fashionable they are also worn in the summer cause they keep your feet at room temp. i have 249 pairs of uggs no joke, so if it were up to me i would slit the throught of a thousand sheep, or skin them alive, or even brake there neck so i could have uggs. ps i saw a little lamb being stomped on to make uggs and i just laughed”
    9.”Oh come on! Now PETA’s got maple syrup issues! What about the poor plants that feel pain when you rip them out of their home on the ground away from their friends. And cruel people who imprison plants in flower pots and drown them everyday?”
    …its a tie between those 2 retards -__-

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2! ‘Work that one out, Einteins!’

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 9 hands down.. Lol

  • jen

    1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love number 5. I am a vegan and a Republican. There are a few issues that come up once in a while that make me think but the two are barely connected. There are plenty of compassionate, vegan, conservatives and a lot of mean, inconsiderate, meat-eating liberals. Can’t we all just get along and live by the golden rule regardless of race, gender, religion, sex, or species. I will get off my soapbox now.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They are all pretty much ignorant in their own “special” way.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definitely either 5 or 6. Notice that almost all of them don’t use proper grammar… That pretty much proves that they’re dumb. Lol

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    8. how can someone actually be this ignorant ? also 2. wowww. I love how all of these people have atrocious grammar and spelling.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I have to go with 2,just because their spelling makes me laugh

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like #9 best, that made me laugh!

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They’re all my favorite dumb comments. They all need spelling lessons.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ohmygod the second one, I can’t even there are so many things wrong with all of these people. The second one has to be the worst hahaha.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh my God, number 8 is hilarious. Those types of people only want attention. If they didn’t want attention they wouldn’t leave comments and I doubt that they’d even be on the site. Or they have no lives, I guess.
    Number 6 is funny, too. Didn’t the Japanese make tofu? And isn’t it more popular over there than beef? If they don’t want to sound like idiots then they should some good ‘ole intelligent research?
    But oh well, I guess we can’t all be smart ones.
    P.S. I love how these 12 year old kids spell.

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The second one, I have no idea what point he/she is trying to make and his spelling and grammar is atrocious (like most of the idiots up there).

  • 1356 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2, 3, 8, and 9. I simply cannot pick just one. I literally “lol”-ed. hahahahaha

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