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Posted July 26, 2012 by Annie Leal

There’s nothing better than a good laugh—that’s why I’ve put together the most ridiculous, crazy, and facepalm-worthy comments that we’ve received recently. Vote for your favorite below, and be sure to click through the links for extra lawlz.

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You know the drill—names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown an asterisk in the expletive:

  • “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
  • “I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”
  • Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!”
  • “Animals don’t have a voice which makes it easier for us to kill them without all that noise!!”
  • “mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!”
  • “CHICKEN, BEEF, or FISH? What am I having for lunch today?”
  • “oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”
  • “No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.”

Oh, boy! Be sure to comment below and let us know which one made you laugh the hardest!

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  • Profile photo of rougina

    784 days ago

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    None of them were funny to me. Just stupid tryhard comments from lowlife trolls.

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    794 days ago

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    all are jacked up x.x 2nd one was worse though, made me laugh out of anger -.- what the f*cking f*ck

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    799 days ago

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    they are all bull but the one that get to me the most is the second one. Gosh these people are…infuriating!

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    849 days ago

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    All but the last one earns a lol :)

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    900 days ago

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    “No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.” Showing empathy shows that you’re up there on the good chain! Humans have advanced enough minds to be able to take care of our animal friends! Anything can kill. It takes an advanced being to stop and think and reason.

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    1033 days ago

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    “CHICKEN, BEEF, or FISH? What am I having for lunch today?”
    – these guys are just plain craaazy XP

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    1068 days ago

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    “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
    HAHAHA twats

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    1068 days ago

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    •“Animals don’t have a voice which makes it easier for us to kill them without all that noise!!” I vote for this one….some people are so stupid.

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    1077 days ago

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    “mmmmm I love fried chicken goooo animal testing!” lol fried chicken and animal testing have absolutely nothing to do with each other lol

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    1081 days ago

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    These stupid ignorant people! It just makes me very sad that people are so misinformed they think it’s ok to think and say stuff like this :(

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    1087 days ago

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    I love the link attached to “Great idea” on the first one, that totally cracked me up :)
    The second and fourth one are absolutely terrible though. It just shows ignorance.

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    1087 days ago

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    I don’t know if I already commented but,
    “mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!”
    Is my vote. You don’t have to test anything for fried chicken. So yeah, that was pretty funny. Lol 😀

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    1088 days ago

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    “oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”

    Uhm…Hel-lo? we have not been cavemen since the B.C. times when we didnt know any better? XDDDD

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    1089 days ago

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    “No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.”
    Seriously? XD

    Read more: http://www.peta2.com/blog/vote-for-your-fave-dumb-comment-5/#ixzz22n5uFxJa

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    1089 days ago

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    #2 Because if we torture animals to avoid torturing humans, then why are there still people suffering in the world. No one should be tortured even the trolls who came up with this stuff.

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    1092 days ago

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    #7: I laugh when they say they are a caveman lol.
    #5 is really stupid as well.
    My brother says #1.

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    1092 days ago

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    The second comment! That’s awful! Only the crazies think they NEED to torture.
    It’s funny to me because someone thinks that way! Geesh.

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    1092 days ago

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    All of these people have no respect for animals, but I’ve heard worse comments from jerks at me school.

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    1092 days ago

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    None of them made me laugh, they’re all so ignorant…

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    1092 days ago

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    #7&#4 are hilarious

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    1095 days ago

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    One is pathetic and soo untrue, two is just… two…, the image on three is HILARIOUS, four and five are just strange and idiotic, oh wait that applies to six too, seven is lol, and eight’s just… WAT. TOTAL HILARITY 5EVER.

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    1095 days ago

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    “Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!”

    I guess being a “city slicker” makes you morally right, even though I’m from the country, raised on a farm, and I have a horrible hick accent.

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    1096 days ago

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    “oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”

    I like this one XD you are a cave man to say that

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    1096 days ago

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    “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”

    This one made me laugh! It gets my vote. Even though its completely ignorant and Im 100% against animal testing

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    1096 days ago

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    I mean none of them made me laugh! lol. I kinda actually laughed at the “Chicken, beef, or fish? ” one

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    1096 days ago

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    None of them made me cry, they just made me sad. Some people just don’t listen/care.

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    1097 days ago

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    It’s a bit sad that some people actually think this way.
    I must say ““Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!” is my favorite, just for the “YOU ARE BEING BRAINWASHED” link xDDD

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    1097 days ago

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    “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”

    hahah i think this one is hilarious.. as if they are so ignorant and stupid to not realise there are other ways to test products.. with people who offer and get paid for it?! geeze! there are so many people who need money im sure they would love to go into tests. we don’t need to suffer these animals.

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    1098 days ago

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    Number 7, definitely. :p

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    1098 days ago

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    comment number two is really pathetic!

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    1098 days ago

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    “Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!” Just so ridiculous lol

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    1099 days ago

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    This one:

    “oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”

    You’re a caveman? It’s 2012. EVOLVE!

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    1099 days ago

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    “mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!” literally made me lol. i like how he/she said “go animal testing” after saying they love fried chicken. animal testing has nothing to do with the process of making chicken a food

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    1099 days ago

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    ”I still think more animals needs to suffer so we can have something to torture around here, I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”

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    1099 days ago

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    “If you’re not angry, then you’re not paying attention.”

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    1099 days ago

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    #2 or #8… both are equally horrible!

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    1099 days ago

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    My favorite is definitively milk builds calcium! Despite the fact that there is calcium in plenty of other foods, you can’t build calcium!

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    1099 days ago

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    that’s immoral

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    1099 days ago

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    PETA thanksPETA thank you guys your my experience that I will never forget in my vegan life 5 years now meat dairy egg free I thank you with full heart and I’m honored to keep your word I see now for the years I’ve been vegan that I don’t have to look back I just have to accept the fact that the world will be like this

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    1099 days ago

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    PETA thanks

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    1099 days ago

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    I have no way to take snapshots. sorry i know its stupid but how else can i get the points for doing the action i.e. posting videos to my facebook or pictures anything. i have no way to upload the pictures to my computer. Its not just this action its any that includes a snapshot

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    1099 days ago

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    I may do this, because it sounds like fun and an easy way to get attention to an important issue. :)

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      1095 days ago

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      Hey there,
      We’re working on fixing any broken links ASAP. Bear with us while we work out the kinks on the new site and thanks for standing up for animals!
      Cheers,
      diANA m
      peta2

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    1099 days ago

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    Oh snap! Last one defiantly!

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    1099 days ago

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    Number 8 o.O Yeah, eating an animal alive and squirming is what we humans at the top of the food chain do… I think you’ve just been degraded to a caveman for that comment.

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    1099 days ago

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    I like the first one- “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”

    The pic you guys linked to when the person said ‘Great idea’ was awesome. Totally saved it.

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    1099 days ago

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    caveman haha

  • 1099 days ago

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    #2 for sure…although they are all very dumb.

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    1099 days ago

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    Ha ha, all of those are pretty dumb. It’s hard to choose!

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    1099 days ago

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    “I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”

    This was definitely the stupidest comment :)

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    1100 days ago

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    “I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”

    lol what…?

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    1100 days ago

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    What if I can’t take a screenshot?
    Can I just tag Peta2 in the ‘Share’ ?

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