Posted July 26, 2012 by Annie Leal
There’s nothing better than a good laugh—that’s why I’ve put together the most ridiculous, crazy, and facepalm-worthy comments that we’ve received recently. Vote for your favorite below, and be sure to click through the links for extra lawlz.
You know the drill—names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown an asterisk in the expletive:
Oh, boy! Be sure to comment below and let us know which one made you laugh the hardest!
peta2 Street Team Coordinator + lover of vegan food, cats, animal rights, Dawson's Creek, and Harry Potter.
Hello! My name is Nina, and I am a musician-in-training, and I play 7 instruments. I am a liberal, an LGBT activist, avid reader, composer, singer, and poi spinner. I am vegan, and a strong supporter of animal rights.
Born and raised in Mexico. I love vegan food and animals!
I was born in Canada and love peta2. I table every month and meet new people:older and younger. I love music and play the recorder. I'm a 6 year spelling bee champion. Again I love peta2!
I have always lived in Los Angeles but my family and I went to Mexico for my parents wedding. So we came back to LA. I don't like LA but were here already what can I do unless I move out and find my own housing. I have always liked animals and it was til I was like about 14 when I learned about tests they do on animals and I began to explore animal cruelty because I was interested it in it. I have watched videos that just broke my heart so that's why today I'm doing all I can to not buy anything that has harmed an animal and I'm vegetarian .
I'm tall, I love sewing, fashion and the environment, also I'm vegetarian (wannabe vegan.) Obviously, I love animals! :)
13 days ago
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None of them were funny to me. Just stupid tryhard comments from lowlife trolls.
23 days ago
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all are jacked up x.x 2nd one was worse though, made me laugh out of anger -.- what the f*cking f*ck
28 days ago
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they are all bull but the one that get to me the most is the second one. Gosh these people are…infuriating!
78 days ago
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All but the last one earns a lol
129 days ago
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“No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.” Showing empathy shows that you’re up there on the good chain! Humans have advanced enough minds to be able to take care of our animal friends! Anything can kill. It takes an advanced being to stop and think and reason.
262 days ago
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“CHICKEN, BEEF, or FISH? What am I having for lunch today?”
- these guys are just plain craaazy XP
297 days ago
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“Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
HAHAHA twats
297 days ago
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•“Animals don’t have a voice which makes it easier for us to kill them without all that noise!!” I vote for this one….some people are so stupid.
306 days ago
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“mmmmm I love fried chicken goooo animal testing!” lol fried chicken and animal testing have absolutely nothing to do with each other lol
310 days ago
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These stupid ignorant people! It just makes me very sad that people are so misinformed they think it’s ok to think and say stuff like this
315 days ago
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I love the link attached to “Great idea” on the first one, that totally cracked me up
The second and fourth one are absolutely terrible though. It just shows ignorance.
316 days ago
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I don’t know if I already commented but,
“mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!”
Is my vote. You don’t have to test anything for fried chicken. So yeah, that was pretty funny. Lol
316 days ago
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“oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”
Uhm…Hel-lo? we have not been cavemen since the B.C. times when we didnt know any better? XDDDD
318 days ago
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“No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.”
Seriously? XD
Read more: http://www.peta2.com/blog/vote-for-your-fave-dumb-comment-5/#ixzz22n5uFxJa
318 days ago
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#2 Because if we torture animals to avoid torturing humans, then why are there still people suffering in the world. No one should be tortured even the trolls who came up with this stuff.
320 days ago
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#7: I laugh when they say they are a caveman lol.
#5 is really stupid as well.
My brother says #1.
321 days ago
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The second comment! That’s awful! Only the crazies think they NEED to torture.
It’s funny to me because someone thinks that way! Geesh.
321 days ago
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All of these people have no respect for animals, but I’ve heard worse comments from jerks at me school.
321 days ago
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None of them made me laugh, they’re all so ignorant…
321 days ago
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#7 are hilarious
324 days ago
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One is pathetic and soo untrue, two is just… two…, the image on three is HILARIOUS, four and five are just strange and idiotic, oh wait that applies to six too, seven is lol, and eight’s just… WAT. TOTAL HILARITY 5EVER.
324 days ago
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“Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!”
I guess being a “city slicker” makes you morally right, even though I’m from the country, raised on a farm, and I have a horrible hick accent.
325 days ago
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“oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”
I like this one XD you are a cave man to say that
325 days ago
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“Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
This one made me laugh! It gets my vote. Even though its completely ignorant and Im 100% against animal testing
325 days ago
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I mean none of them made me laugh! lol. I kinda actually laughed at the “Chicken, beef, or fish? ” one
325 days ago
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None of them made me cry, they just made me sad. Some people just don’t listen/care.
326 days ago
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It’s a bit sad that some people actually think this way.
I must say ““Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!” is my favorite, just for the “YOU ARE BEING BRAINWASHED” link xDDD
326 days ago
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“Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
hahah i think this one is hilarious.. as if they are so ignorant and stupid to not realise there are other ways to test products.. with people who offer and get paid for it?! geeze! there are so many people who need money im sure they would love to go into tests. we don’t need to suffer these animals.
327 days ago
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Number 7, definitely. :p
327 days ago
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comment number two is really pathetic!
327 days ago
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“Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!” Just so ridiculous lol
328 days ago
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This one:
“oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”
You’re a caveman? It’s 2012. EVOLVE!
328 days ago
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“mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!” literally made me lol. i like how he/she said “go animal testing” after saying they love fried chicken. animal testing has nothing to do with the process of making chicken a food
328 days ago
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”I still think more animals needs to suffer so we can have something to torture around here, I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”
328 days ago
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“If you’re not angry, then you’re not paying attention.”
328 days ago
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#2 or #8… both are equally horrible!
328 days ago
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My favorite is definitively milk builds calcium! Despite the fact that there is calcium in plenty of other foods, you can’t build calcium!
328 days ago
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that’s immoral
328 days ago
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PETA thanksPETA thank you guys your my experience that I will never forget in my vegan life 5 years now meat dairy egg free I thank you with full heart and I’m honored to keep your word I see now for the years I’ve been vegan that I don’t have to look back I just have to accept the fact that the world will be like this
328 days ago
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PETA thanks
328 days ago
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I have no way to take snapshots. sorry i know its stupid but how else can i get the points for doing the action i.e. posting videos to my facebook or pictures anything. i have no way to upload the pictures to my computer. Its not just this action its any that includes a snapshot
314 days ago
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Hey Beth,
Check out this super easy guide on how to take a screenshot: http://take-a-screenshot.org/.
328 days ago
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I may do this, because it sounds like fun and an easy way to get attention to an important issue.
324 days ago
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Hey there,
We’re working on fixing any broken links ASAP. Bear with us while we work out the kinks on the new site and thanks for standing up for animals!
Cheers,
diANA m
peta2
328 days ago
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Oh snap! Last one defiantly!
328 days ago
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Number 8 o.O Yeah, eating an animal alive and squirming is what we humans at the top of the food chain do… I think you’ve just been degraded to a caveman for that comment.
328 days ago
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I like the first one- “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
The pic you guys linked to when the person said ‘Great idea’ was awesome. Totally saved it.
328 days ago
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caveman haha
328 days ago
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#2 for sure…although they are all very dumb.
328 days ago
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Ha ha, all of those are pretty dumb. It’s hard to choose!
328 days ago
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“I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”
This was definitely the stupidest comment
328 days ago
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“I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”
lol what…?
328 days ago
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What if I can’t take a screenshot?
Can I just tag Peta2 in the ‘Share’ ?
314 days ago
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Hi there,
Check out this super easy guide on how to take a screenshot: http://take-a-screenshot.org/.