Vote for Your Fave DUMB Comment!
Posted July 26, 2012 by Annie Leal
There’s nothing better than a good laugh—that’s why I’ve put together the most ridiculous, crazy, and facepalm-worthy comments that we’ve received recently. Vote for your favorite below, and be sure to click through the links for extra lawlz.
You know the drill—names have been removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown an asterisk in the expletive:
- “Yes, let’s end animal testing that way you, or some other human can die from untested products instead! Great idea.”
- “I still think more animals need to suffer so we can have SOMETHING to torture around here. I mean if we don’t torture animals we will be torturing each other.”
- “Milk BUILDS calcium. The stupid city slickers who are commenting needa f*ck off!”
- “Animals don’t have a voice which makes it easier for us to kill them without all that noise!!”
- “mmmm i love fried chicken goooo animal testing!!!!”
- “CHICKEN, BEEF, or FISH? What am I having for lunch today?”
- “oh yeah go fried turkey an who cares about this issue its gonna happen either way and im going to be eating meat the rest of my life cause i am caveman and we eat meat amen”
- “No but eating an animal while its still alive and squirming proves I’m up there on the food chain.”
Oh, boy! Be sure to comment below and let us know which one made you laugh the hardest!
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