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Posted April 7, 2011 by peta2 staff

Here’s a tip: if you’re going to insult our efforts to end cruelty to animals, please use spell check. It’s really hard to take your opinions seriously if you spell “life” and “eating” wrong—just sayin’. Oh and telling us that you see animals as “steak with legs” just makes me want to suggest a good eye doctor or maybe a therapist.

It’s been a while since we’ve brought you an installment of our fave dumb comments that we’ve received, so check out our latest batch! Names removed to protect the ridiculous.

1.) i plan to come up with a cure for cancer while wearing this bracelet, and im gonna blame it on this bracelet that cancer was cured because of it. im gonna carry chickens to the top of the highest mountain, sing to them and pet them with my bracelet on. im gonna buy rubber ducks and treat them as if they were real and then im gonna give all my ducks to cancer and find a cure for diabetes and cancer and lemonia and phuenimoa and this spring ill do more than just convince people to adopt stray animals.. im gonna take all the stray animals and shove them up everyones b***hole and make it known that peta2 4 lyfe is what im about so suck this and suck these puerto rican nuts biotch

2.) EWW R U OUT OF UR MIND ? KFC IS BRILL! THERES NEWT WRONG WITH IT WELL … SURE THEY DO KILL TO MANY CHICKENS BUT… COULDNT THEY JUST SHUT DOWN LIKE 1 RESTURANT IN EVERY COUNTRY AN NO ONE WILL COMPLAIN BUT IT WILL SAVE ALOT MORE CHICKENS ??? BET U ALL THINK IM AN OLD FAT GET IN A F***IN WEELCHAIR COZ I CANT CARRY ME OWN WEIGHT BUT IM NOT IM A FIT AN HEALTHY MAN THAT LIVES IN NEW ZEALAND SO GO AN F**K THAT

3.) i love animals………..espically hamburgers and pork chops-maybe some bacon and sausage when im in the mood…………..peta is stupid as hell and lame as ****.why do u think god put animals here on earth?…………to eat duh

4.) lol its freaking disturbing , but i’ll keep etaing meat adn others animals , i dont see animals at all i see steaks with legs ;D

5.) You suck. God intended for us to hunt and eat animals. If you veggie freaks love animals so much why are you eating the rainforests!

Which of these brilliant brain leakings was the dumbest to you? Comment below!

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  • 1714 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    people have no lifes.

  • 1841 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5, def. but 4 cracked me up “steak with legs” lol I see someone with heart problems in the future.

  • 1844 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 3… Did God put humans & grass & trees on earth to eat too?

  • 1864 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    they are all stupid but the last one is first one is just plain out of line. P.S. if you think animals are nothing but “steak on legs” i expect you get off this site before a pissed vegitarian drags you by the ear to an eye doctor_ namely,me.

  • 1891 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    well i could have some words with all of these people, but the first one is by far the dumbest.

  • 1928 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3,
    It disgusts me when people say that they love animals, and they still eat animals. I believe that you meant that you love to EAT animals. Hell isn’t stupid (unless that’s your name). “****” isn’t lame. Yet again, how do we know that “god” intended for humans to eat animals? Maybe “god” wanted animals to eat humans. (By the way, do you want me to go all grammar-nazi on your ass? The fact that you misused ellipsis pisses me off.)

  • 1928 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5,
    How the hell do we know that “god” didn’t intend for animals to eat humans? That last sentence of yours makes absolutley no sense at all. Yes, us “veggie freaks” (really, ignorant comment leaver, really?) love rainforests, at least I do anyway. I know that some people believe that plants, as well as animals have feelings. Plants do not have feelings. They don’t have central nervous systems, dirp (Just sayin’). I have no clue whatsoever as to what planet you live on, but as far as I know, we do not eat crops grown in the rainforests. Thank you ignorant comment leaver, and have a crappy day.

  • 1930 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 For many reasons. First off “You suck” is a hilarious introduction. And then the “God intended for us to hunt and eat animals” is rediculously inaccurate and whoever the author is, can you pass a message on to “god” for me? You must know him/her right? I mean how else would you know his/her intentions? And the ignorant “why are you eating the rainforests?” I dont know what part of the world you’re from but where I’m from we eat locally grown produce. Unless you live/grow crops in the rainforest, I don’t see how you would go about “eating the rainforest” there friend.

  • 1930 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number one is pretty weird, I don’t get his/her point.
    B8t number 5 is so stupid I have to laugh. God put animals here for us to eat? I don’t believe in God, but whyeer would someone put things in earth just for us? Pretty self-centered.

  • 1930 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    No.1 is really dumb cause i dont even know what this person is talking about!?!? Anyways, i dont see why people hate on PETA so much? I <3 PETA!! And im gonna keep on supporting you guys because you have a good purpose and everyone else who doesnt understand could just suck it!

    P.S. i hate when people say "That's what God put them on the Earth for…" Ugh! So ignorant!

  • 1930 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    HAHAHHAHHA! People are SO stupid. I love the first one. How dumb can you get?

  • 1931 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Well the last 3 sound the dumbest. Especially the last one when the dude had to bring up God. These comments are made by bored, ignorant numb skulls who want attention. It’s just pathetic, especially when they’re made about an organization who does good things for those who were on Earth longer than we have.

  • 1931 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 would be my winner. Last I checked, I was not eating the rainforest… Haha!! And I am not a veggie freak, I like fruits as well! 😉

  • 1931 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s a tie between 1 and 2. Both seem really stupid.

  • 1931 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the 3rd one and the last one. i cant believe they are that stupid. meat-eaters dont HUNT the animals, they buy them! like.. if they say animals are here to eat them, i want them to go fight with a cow with only their hands, i mean, thats fair enough isnt it?

  • 1932 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 is the worst.

    And you know what? All those Omni’s can shut up cuz’ I like me some rainforest. And eating it is the only way to prove that I love it.

    geesh. some people…

  • 1932 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All sound too stupidly familiar, but #1 has to win the “prize.”

  • 1932 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My vote goes to #1! XD

  • kim

    1932 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The most pathetic was number 1 in my opinion…although i have to comment on 3 and 5. God put animals on this earth to live like we do,with the rght to life and happiness,and I can assure you he does NOT approve of the way animals are treated.So if you say God puts anmals here for us to abuse and eat as we will, then thatpretty much blasphemy. Just saying. I also hope those people get checked out by some doctors, by the way. Or at least go to school for once.

  • 1932 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think that if someone is going to bring up God, they shouldn’t curse in the next sentence. God didn’t intend for us to brutally murder animals. Once someone shows me that passage in the Bible, I will accept it.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 is really dumb. But they’re all pretty bad!!! lol

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 is the one I despise. Some people just don’t have souls.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ahaha. Wow. I’m gonna have to go with number five. Dang, I gotta stop eating the rainforest now. Its just terrible.! (x

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    The last one most definitely. Really, eating the rainforests? Yes, for breakfast we have some jungle vine, then for lunch we have exotic flowers and for dinner we have big trees that we toasted on the bbq. Sure kid, whatever you say…

    And steak on legs, huh. You want to know what I think of you? A person who is as fat as one of the people on Walle that doesn’t have a brain. Have a nice day trying to count your braincells. Not saying you have many, just saying if you can’t see you probably can’t count.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I am from New Zealand 🙁
    But I reckon the fourth one is the worst (“meat and other animals” what other animals?), although 5 comes pretty close for their “eating the rainforests” rubbish xD

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I dunno which is worse. I agree with a previous comment saying 1 & 2 are really patetic. I can’t even read 1 correctly without repeating it! These people are all so ignorant; if they don’t like what we are doing, then why do they even waste their time for posting something that’s not even gonna stop us from saving animals? And the remark “That’s why God put animals on Earth” makes me especially upset. My own mother says that all the time and also says “Oh, it’s the circle of life, honey!” God put animals on Earth to live and roam free and be happy. It just makes me really pissed. >:(
    So, long comment short, I pick number 1. :3

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 was so fucking stupid it made me laugh.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m gonna have to say 1 is the dumbest. I think it’s there crazy twisted way of helping and/or abusing animals??

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 is really dumb. thats the dumbest ive every heard. so many ignorant people. its not like we are hurting them.. we just dont eat animal products. i dont understand why they have such a big problem with that.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Some people should be be aloud to reproduce…

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 and 2 are pretty epically pathetic XD

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Great comments, obviously from some severely intelligent people.one of my “favorite ridiculous” comments came from a parenting site, a mother was looking for a vegan formula alternative since she was unable to breast feed, someone commented, “if you won’t give your child milk from an animal how could you ever consider breastfeeding”

    Do they not realise that breastmilk comes from a human??

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They should all eat more veggies. It will boost their IQ. Idiots. I cant laugh at these comments. It makes me really angry

  • Nia

    1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Four is downright disturbing. O_O

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    These people are unreal,and more so immature.To say we would die with out meat,may I say people that don’t eat meat or dairy are very fit people.Might these people with no real information want to realize that is it all better for your health.And vegan food is very tasty.It amaze me how many people can hate on us cause we care about living things that do not have a voice,and we care about our health? Just saying.P.S are we still in Jr High,saying cuss words cause it’s cool?

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Def #1. Incoherent exaggeration trolls FTW!!!!!

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would say 5 and 3. I seriously didn’t know you can eat rainforest’s got to try that one ;)) Some people are so stupid it hurts.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5. I have a new identity. I am now a tree-hugging, animal-loving, crunchy rainforest eating hippie chick type.

    🙂

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Though i can’t spell, i do think # 5 is the most stupid. I love all animals. I just bought 5 sick bunnys from a big r store and took them to the vet, there condition has a very low survival rate but i had to try. So far 4 of the original 6 have died even with vet care. The supplyer didn’t give them any fiber in there diet, i guess to save $. This is truly sad that people can’t see or don’t care what they do to animals I.
    Sorry about the rant, now i need lunch, i which there was a tasty rain forest near by. Lol

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hahahaha the religion argument is my fave. READ GENESIS IDIOT. Your god says that the perfect diet is a vegetarian one and later chapters note that god allowing humans to consume flesh is a concession of human weakness.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omgosh! I can’t decide wich is my favorite. Probably the dad from New Zealand.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would have to say #1 Its ridiculous, This person must been on crack or something. IT MAKES NO SENSE. He’s a dumb idiot haha

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5… I mean, you can plant another tree. You can’t plant another animal [Yes, animals do reproduce (WHAT?) but, you can’t mate a dead animal… Cuz that’d be unnatural and unconstitutional :P]

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1 was just absurd. Gave me a good laugh though 🙂

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5. hahahahaha!

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 because I do so love to nom on a good tree now and then XD

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I cannot understand anything number 1 is trying to say. And rain forests are pretty damn tasty. Then there’s the fit and healthy man from New Zealand who is a fan of the KFC franchise and thinks shutting down 1 KFC in every country will solve vegan/vegetarian woes. Number 4 has been done over and over again and is old. Number 3 has spoken to God apparently and fails to realize humans are animals. But I vote for number 1 mainly because the only thing I understood was that he wanted us to suck his Puerto Rican nuts, alongside his inability to form a coherent thought and translate it to English.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love number five. I mean, come on, who doesn’t love eating a rain forest? =p

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1 is so hilarious! I have know idea what any of it means though. I think 2 and 5 are the worst. Got a good laugh out of the ignorance of these people anyway.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They’re all losers!!!

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 for sure. We are eating the rainforest? Seriously dumbass, first off we are trying to save the rainforest. At least we aren’t cutting it down and killing animals by taking their home away. Just saying…

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, these are all pretty stupid, and I wish we could vote for all of them, but I have to say that #1 is the dumbest…honestly, it makes not a lick of sense and it completely pointless. Obviously that person did not have their brains in their heads during this…or maybe they did, which would be sad.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I vote for 5. However, number 1 did raise a point. We really need to start bringing awareness to lemonia and phuenimoa. What color ribbons would those be?

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1, however all 5 were written by complete idiots!

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 is the worst. The religious nut jobs who think God told them to do bad things bother me the most.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 is the lolworthiest

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Okay 5 for sure. In the bible, in genesis, god says all of the plants on the earth were to be our food and their seeds our “meat” And we were to have dominion over all animals. That, to me, means to watch over them and protect them. It wasnt until God flooded the earth, did he say that we could eat animals. Just sayin’, animals really WEREN’T put on this earth for us to eat. It was only until we became a bunch of crazy sinning people did we get that “permission.” Did you ever think that the forbidden fruit of adam and eve could have been meat?

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Absolutely number one. I mean, props for creativity I guess, but I haven’t the slightest clue what that person’s talking about.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i think number four will be the dumbest one commnent! it doesn’t make sense at all.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Even though the rest have horrible grammar and are extremely immature, I have to vote number 5 as the dumbest.

  • 1933 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, I actually felt my skin prickle with anger. I think the last one though; ‘God intended us to hunt and eat animals’, because it’s the one that everyone uses. If we were really meant to eat meat, why does it make us ill? Why don’t we have teeth more like chimps, which do eat meat SOMETIMES. And if they think that people are supposed to hunt and kill animals, why don’t they go and do it themselves, rather than nipping down to KFC. Because if we had to, a hell of a lot less people would eat meat.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1… because it doesn’t make sense… and are I don’t even get who’s side they’re on 😀

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    BTW OP is adoreable :3

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wait, nevermind.
    But 2 was definately the dumbest.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think the first one was actually a… compliment?

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    One xD
    They really are very stupid. Learn to spell, learn your facts, and get a life.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh, wow.
    Proof that vegetarians and vegans are the more intelligent beings? I think yes.
    Number one is definitely the most idiotic.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m sorry, but I started to laugh halfway through the first comment! LOL n lyke, i can spell!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5! although they are all very stupid

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 is definitely the strangest!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They were all VERY stupid but I think that 2 and 3 were the dumbest!!!!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow these plp r….well wooses. theyre obviously scared of something thats y they put their anger out on innocent animals! I HATE THEM ALL!!!! obviously there parents didnt raise them well enough to learn good from EVIL!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    got to say the first one cause i did not understand what that person was saying!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think it is hilarious that all of the people who are dissing PETA2 cannot spell. Even in the older “vote for your favorite dumb comment” they cannot spell. And on top that if they have to go out of their way to come onto a website they don’t agree with and say mean things, they have some serious problems.

    anyways… my favorite dumb! comment would have to be number 3. God didn’t say “i put animals on the earth so they could be eaten”
    You should put their names, they don’t need to be protected:)

  • Liv

    1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 for suree. Yes, genius. I eat RAINFORESTS. And that first little part is like saying God intended us to murder and rape humans… why? Because they’re on the earth, DUH!

    Wow… some people.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3 is the worst one

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I always have to laugh when I get bashed for being a veggie and they have no grasp on grammar or spelling whatsoever. They simply make themselves look more like fools than they already do for arguing against something so healthy and compassionate as being Veg.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    *my

    Apparently i cant spell either

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would have to say that the first one is m favorite. Numbers 4 and 5 i hear so often, and that point of view is very common. Number 1, however, was very creative and original. I do not see how that is intended to be insulting, probably because i cannot understand what the person is trying to say. Nonetheless, he/she gets points for creativity!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 and number 5…number one just made me laugh like crazy!! Still laughing now!! But 2 and 5 are the dumbest by far!!

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i wish this wasn’t censored

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha i vote for 5. rain forests are tasty.

  • 1934 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, totally 3 (jeez, if they love God so much what’s with all the cussing?). But 5 is also really dumb (and those people are so super dumb, because everyone knows trees and plants grow back fruit and leaves).

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