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Posted February 25, 2009 by Marta Holmberg

Yup, it’s that time again—your bi-weekly dose of ridiculousness. Check out what people had to say to us recently and then be sure to comment with your favorite.

As always, names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

1) Can you all just go run in to a f**king knife!! Your all idiots to podcast this. All your doing is making stupid kids think there cool cause there “peta” that’s ridiculously seance less. Why don’t you worry about something that concerns you! Not a animal that could give a f**k less. For all the kids that read this. YOUR IDIOTS IF YOU JUST STARTED BEING VEGAN THIS YEAR LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE. Let things that are meaningful stay meaningful not just a trend to show off.

2) i just ate 2 small cats and one large dog for lunch

3) Subject: If not meat
Body: then what else am I supposed to be eating? My friends? Friends are what you eat when all the plants die. So I’m screwed either way.Now, gimme cow!!

4) get a life dumba**. its our business what we do with our animals. and its none of your business if people want to wear fur. i have about 15 to 20 fox, mink, bear, and rabbit coats and accessories. get over it. get a life. i even beat my stupid dog just for the hell of it sometimes. i bought him. ill do whatever i want to do to him. even though thats mean and i love my dog its my dog. just like its my money and my fur! the peta people can suck my baby cow leather jimmy cho pumps! gotta go beat my dog and lock him in his cage cause i feel like it. nightt. (:

5) PETA= People eating tasty animals!! thats the way it is! To bad vegans aren’t as well nourished because they can’t get all of the amino acids… and anyone who wants to go to Sea Kitten High School is a fairy and should jump off a cliff.

Which is your favorite? Let me know below!

Marta



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  • 2320 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    alright, so i’m a little late on this one, but when i read number 4, i just had to comment.
    that person..just, wow. not only does she need to show that she hates animals, but she feels the need to brag as well! wow, she must be sooooo rich with all her dead animal coats and jimmy choos. i’m poor because i don’t show my wealth by wearing animals. i guess i lose. :/ someone seriously needs to go get that dog.
    let’s see how she likes it when her baby cow leather jimmy choo pumps are up her butt.

  • 2338 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    all of this is completely stupid. but,im gonna say number 4. that person is seriously sick in the head.

  • 2342 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3 – what do they think huge vegetarian animals like elephants eat?! Do they not realise they are other food groups?

  • 2345 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Thats rediculas if they dont want us to care about animals and get on with our lives then why do they care about what we do and what we eat!I get the whole ‘People Eat Tasty Animals’ thing all the time its so dumb we care not eat and that really doesnt affect me! in order:
    #4
    #1
    #3
    #2
    #5

  • 2345 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    don’t you hate it when people say there and your instead of they’re and you’re? lol
    i’lllll prolly have to sayy…
    4.
    they’re pretty messed up in the head.

  • 2346 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i vote #2 he/she have no idea wat is saying come on fur is dead fur is really nasty 2 meat is murder meat is evil meat make me puke 3 animals ar the must cute thing that we ever see right ^^

  • 2346 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    By far it would have to be TWO! x

  • 2346 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think No.4 wins by a LOOONG shot. Go buy some midol.

  • 2347 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1.
    The grammar and spelling are absolutely atrocious.

  • sam

    2347 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    woww.deffinite;ly number 4.thats just falt out r00d and disturbing.
    SUCK MY FLOWER =D

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ha There all stupid idiots I think number 4 is the best they only people who are idiots and what they say is them the meat eaters, they don’t realise that they might thing there so good and respect every one and kind to the freinds and family but they are horrible to animals by murdering one, it dose not make sence how could someone eat an animal it makes me sick.
    Meat is murder,
    Go Green

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    oh my goodness.
    someone needs to tell #1 they’re an idiot for horrible sentence structure and lack of punctuation.
    i am going to say the English minor in me thinks #1 is the worst, the dog lover in me says #4 is, and the comical side of me says #5… people eating tasty animals? how about coming up with a new joke?

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 4, definitely. What a jackass.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1..
    DEFF!!
    #1

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ROFL the 1st one is a classic!!! Have you noticed how these closed minded ignoramuses have absolutely NO sense of grammar? Maybe it’s all that dead animal fat clogging up their brains.
    I vote for the first one for sure!
    The people behind numbers 2, 3, 4 and 5… well I only pity them. It looks to me like they’ve had horrible, scarring childhoods which have made them this way :(

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1 fo sho! Seriously, that guy is stupid….All of them are stupid actually…

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha.. i have to choose one??… oh my!!… that’s acctually really hard.. these people say we need lives but if they’re the ones taking the time to throw down on what we believe in then they need lives becuase we believe in this… and they all seemed to have speling mistakes in there somewhere!! hehe!… they’re all my favorite but i think i’ll choose… 2

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Maybe if they were vegan, they would know how to spell. Picking #3.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hahahah #4
    tht person needs to get a fucking life

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 is ridiculously hilarious!

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I would put them in the order of:
    1.Just pure hipocrisy
    2. Blatent lying, sort of like that troll who called themselves anivilhead
    3. How can they be completely unaware of anything but meat and friends?
    5. waaaay too overused
    4. materialistic bitchy animal abuser who is just itching for a fight

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hahahaha! Great spelling and grammar ;). Just goes to show that meat eaters tend to be lazy and I think all of us here know that laziness leads to stupidity. That being said, I vote for number 4. It’s sad that the person who wrote that thinks that any of it is ok and that he or she is ok with presenting themselves in that way.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i vote 3. she says she beats her dog but she loves him? that makes so much sense because we all beat our pets if we love them. what a retard

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOL
    most definitely number 3 xD

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    lol. These are hilarious!
    My vote is for number 4!
    I think its so stupid that if these people don’t care about peta, why are they posting things about this anyway? They say they don’t care aand yet they go bashing it! They need to get a life.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5. Wow! This person obviously didn’t do his homework before he commented on this blog.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    definitely 2, its just too stupid!

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Deff. 4. I just feel bad for that person. Straight up. People might not believe in vaganism but they can sure believe in KARMA for saying and possibly doing stupid things like she claims.
    Karma will take care of that idiot.

  • 2348 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, #2 must have been hungry… and #4 is quite repetitive. They said the same thing in about 4 or 5 different ways. I’m an idiot since I went veg in October, that’s fine with me…

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Well its between #1 and #4
    #1 should learn how to spell before they call anyone of us idiots.
    #4 is just stupid…

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #4
    Wow, not only did she blatantly spew bullshit and present herself as a self-centered, superficial, materialistic bitch, but she also bragged about animal abuse and neglect. God, that poor dog. I sincerely hope the authorities rescue that innocent creature. Let’s hope she never has kids. Can you say, “abusive parent”?

  • Kim

    2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definitely 4.
    It’s awful though what some people say about animals.

  • Kat

    2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 1. I guess I’m an idiot because I went vegan in november.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    @emma
    Yeah claim originality for that when I’ve been saying every single time this has been posted that idiots shouldn’t have they’re identity protected. 😛
    @Kira
    Well usually the majority of 12 year old idiots who make up internet trolls don’t care about bad spelling.
    And usually things like showing off the stupid comments usually feeds the trolls which makes things worse. Its internetting 101. 😛

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    “YOUR IDIOTS IF YOU JUST STARTED BEING VEGAN THIS YEAR LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE.”
    What if you were vegan three years ago ? Is that okay ? Lmao, what an idiot..
    3
    2
    1
    4
    5

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definetley #4

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ugh, geez I can’t even pick a favorite. I love them all because they can’t spell worth CRAP!

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hmm, I’m not too sure. They’re all kind of stupid and All of them have reaally bad grammer! What’s up with that?
    Anyway, #4 is just nasty and #1 and#3 are in close second place.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    there all pretty supid, i think we should name and shame.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    No4, fo shizzle. Though I found it scary where it says “I beat my dog for the hell of it, I BOUGHT him”…
    People like that deserve to be beaten to death.
    I know I sound really really mean, but honestly, that’s the way they make me feel.
    Just to know how it feels.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #4 needs a hug. Maybe winning this competition will cheer them up.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Well, this time I couldn’t choose just one so in order they are:
    2. (That’s just nasty.)
    4.
    5.
    1.
    3.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Numbah 3 FTW

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Also, their grammar is disgusting!

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think they are all so sad and disgusting. It is so hard to pick. These are cruel people with nothing better to do. They all need to get lives and they should not be able to talk to anyone who does something to help animals.
    I put the in order of most stupid.
    #4
    #1
    #2
    #5
    #3

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    yeah, i agree with emily but im gonna vote for no 3. the fact that they dont know that there is other food besides meat and the fact that in their life they only have meat and friends…
    I also like in no one:
    “YOUR IDIOTS IF YOU JUST STARTED BEING VEGAN THIS YEAR LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE”
    first of all it should be youre and there should be commas and if someone was a vgean the year before all of that theyre not an idiot?

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Uhg.
    People eating tasty animals is so overdone, but I’m going to say #3 is the stupidest.

  • 2349 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m the first to comment? scorrrrre
    I vote for the first one, mainly for the spelling mistakes. Rather hypocritical calling us idiots if he/she can’t even spell. Pleb.
    xx Emi xx

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