People giving a “flying f**k” about chickens? What a shocking concept!
You know the drill: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!
1) Stop crying about animal rights and all that other nonsense. What needs to be your main focus is human rights. If you are concerned about these frongs being “tortured” in their tanks, then flush your gold fish and free your dog. Dumb f**ks.
2) peta is retarded a**holes who use wemon to get what they want but still if you want to fight 90% of the world who have ate meat for generations and will continue to kill and eat animals for many more generations you people are just retarded
3) Protein is in meat. Meat is very good for you, why dont you protest other animals from eating other animals. Get over it and keep you views to yourself. Your all not healthy if meat isnt in your diet, i love vegetables just as much as the next person but this is just stupid. Chicken is my favortie food and id love to meet you so i could eat it right in front of you all. mmmmmmmmmm …idiots.
4) Chickens are delicious and why the f**k would you guys even bother making a ridiculous website about chicken conditions and general welfare. Like you have to go be f**king sh**ting me. Just because fall out boy and Serj are signing your time wasting petition doesn’t mean we give two s**ts about chickens. KFC is delicious and will remain delicious. I write this in shear disgust that people would actually give a flying f**k about chickens and would like to waste money and make KFC more expensive.
5) ew i want some real, medium, blood still in the meat steak, and i want it now! no “fake” steak for me. if you have to incorporate fake meat into your diet to stop from being a stick, then we must be meant to eat meat. and personally, that frozen s**t looks disgusting anyway. instead of not eating meat as a “health” choice, go out and eat meat like God meant us to, along with veggies, milk, and lots of bread, dont eat many preservatives, frozen or fast food, no desserts, and work out 6 hours a day like i do, with track, football 2 a days and basketball, and whatnot. then you will see another shade of healthy- a better one. vegetarians are pushovers anyways, and the lack of meat makes their brains inferior, also. you need animal fat to help the brain, people. sorry to burst many bubbles.
Let me know your favorite by commenting below!
P.S. As always, you can check out past installments of dumb comments here.