Wanna See A Seal Kick Some Ass?

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Posted April 12, 2011 by peta2 staff

If you’ve seen videos of the annual Canadian seal slaughter, it’s easy to get super sick to your stomach and angry. Instead of just getting angry, take action. The seals need you to speak up for them! Click here to find out how!

And in the meantime… enjoy our latest peta2 music video featuring a kick-ass (literally) baby seal. After watching it, please share it and spread it like vegan cream cheese on an everything bagel. 😉

 

I’m just a baby, three months old.
I live up north in Canada where it’s icy cold.
My fluffy fur is warm and soft as can be.
I’m hella frickin’ cute and I think you’d agree.

Jigga what? Whatchu bitches doin’ up in my shit?
You’re on my ice, it ain’t nice and I think you bettah git.
Put your hakapiks down and let’s go one on one.
Me and my seal posse, we gonna get the job done.

I’m usually zen, I like to soak up the sun,
But then you <BEEEP> fools had to spoil all my fun.
Just because I’m cute and fuzzy and got blubber to boot,
don’t think I’m gonna hesitate to kick your ass to Beirut.

I’m gonna sock you in the biznalls and slam you on the ground.
The ice is gonna crack and make a thunderous sound.
It’s gonna make you people leave and never wanna come back,
because you do not have the right to take the skin off our backs

Just keepin’ it real,
Sunny
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  • Mx6

    1436 days ago

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    I LOVE THIS VIDEO!!! w0o0ohooo seals kicked some ass! eff the seal hunters!

  • 1455 days ago

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    I’m just finding it incredible that this level of cruelty to animals is still happening.I never blamed Canadian people,we can only stop it together.
    The video is spot on :-)))
    I don’t like Pam Anderson but she really is fighting to save them.

  • 1456 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I don’t belive they can murder these animals just for levity …. Incredible ….

  • ann

    1457 days ago

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    Go Baby seal! One day our wish will come true and those men will get what they deserve!!! Kissess

  • 1457 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOVE IT! GO SEALS AND KICK THOSE MONSTERS’ASS!

  • 1457 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’LL PAY TO KICK ASS HUNTER SEAL AND SEE A SEAL THAT KICK ASS HUNTERS SOUND LIKE RIGHT ,OR LIKE A SWEET REVENGE AND THIS WILL BE JUST PERFECT ..!!

  • 1457 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Way to go baby seal!!!!! *w* Kick that killer’s ass!!! òwó!!!! If seals could defend themselves as this baby seal I bet no one would mess with them òwó

  • jo

    1468 days ago

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    why the vilance?

  • 1469 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    this looks legit. haha. super cute though

  • 1472 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Well done baby seal! KICK HIS ASS!

  • 1474 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    amazing! that seal is adorable and its fighting for its right to live! ha kinda funni how he curses:]

  • 1475 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    AMAZING!!!:D

  • 1475 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I agree with the anonymous person. Many people in Canada, including myself, think this is a horrible crime! I’m all for saving these adorable creatures. We need to see stop the person who is allowing this to continue. Stephen Harper lets thousands of innocent seals die every year. Help put a stop to this! Help us Canadians who find this awful!!

  • 1475 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I wish people would not put the entire blame on CANADA. Everyone should start saying the CANADIAN GOVERNMENT because the people of this country are absolutely disgusted by this. I am highly involved in the efforts of banishing this disgusting crime and so are many other Canadians. On May 2nd there is a federal election in Canada. STEPHEN HARPER MUST BE BANISHED! VOTE NDP!!!

    • 1457 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      Right on! I’m Canadian and 100% against the hunt and involved in many of the seal campaigns! Harper Government needs to get slapped in the face by a seal fin!

    • 1456 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      I completely agree. I don’t live in Canada but my family’s Canadian and I’m a Canadian citizen. Canadians aren’t to blame for this. It’s the government, you so right. I hope this stops!

  • 1475 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Beautiful!! :))

  • 1475 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    AWWW!! i wish the seals could really do that!! them canadians deserve to get their asses whooped by these poor seals!! KICK ASS BABY SEALS!!!

  • 1476 days ago

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    wow wow wow wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 that was awesome!!!! :) TAKE THAT CANADA!!!!! BABY SEAL IT GONNA HUNT BACK AT YOU!!!

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOVE IT!!!

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    you go baby seal :) <3

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    thats was so cute 😀 if only they could really do that 😛

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha this is adorable

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    AWWWWWWYEAAAAAAA BABY SEALS GON BADASS!!!

  • 1477 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    awww, YOU GO, little baby seal <3

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