We Don't Need No Water ...
LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN!
Isn’t that just glorious? We held a very special protest outside of a KFC restaurant in Washington D.C. today where we burned a life-sized effigy of Colonel Sanders and asked people to choose somewhere else to eat until the Colonel’s chain adopts animal welfare guidelines for the 850 million chickens they kill each year. Surprisingly, not very many people went into the restaurant when there was a huge fire outside. Who woulda thunk it? Tons of media showed up to see what was going on, including Reuters
, CNN, and ABC.
Meanwhile, in McAlester, Oklahoma …
The wooden sculpture of Colonel Harland Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken, was found around 10 a.m. Monday in a ditch “in a remote area west of McAlester,” according to Pittsburg County Undersheriff Richard Sexton.
It was stolen from the KFC restaurant at 709 S. George Nigh Expwy. in early June.
Sometimes life is really great.