How long is 2 minutes? Not long? How long does 2 minutes seem if you’re being beaten? How long does 2 minutes seem if you’re being raped? How long does 2 minutes seem if a gun is pointed at your head? How long do you think 2 minutes seems for a chicken who is hanging upside down and has just had his/her throat “humanely” cut? Think about that the next time you have the insane notion that the words humane and slaughter should ever go together.