Ok, even taking their idea, “Real Milk” would be straight from a cow. It wouldn’t be pasteurized. So, yeah. You’d still have to shake it.

“Real milk comes from cows” So does all of the blood, pus, and who knows what else!

Well I like the top comments for the shake one. Real milk comes first from the species you come from up to the age of about two and then no longer from any species. I guess in a way we should notice that the milk industry obviously feels threatened, which is good.

I’m pissed at the ads too. Coconut milk tastes so much better. I don’t have to worry about drinking pus or supporting the veal industry.

Over here in England we have these stupid cravendale adverts with cow messiahs and cats with thumbs… The old ads used to have cows breaking in peoples houses with the tag line “So good the cows want it back”
http://youtu.be/t4Xt_XS9BJA
http://youtu.be/h6CcxJQq1x8

Oh and amusingly cravendale have this jolly little video on youtube
http://youtu.be/hx5MnH9HhO8
As if the whole process from cow to fridge is that sweet?

Does anybody else get majorly pissed at the CMPB’s (California Milk Processor Board’s) commercials? (Here’s a couple of their commercials if you haven’t seen them:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WrMPDNA0Dk&feature=channel&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2m–tzNObc&feature=channel&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuKDSuxqtuI&feature=channel&list=UL)

They call soy milk, coconut milk, almond milk, hazelnut milk and all others “imitation milk” or “alternative milk” in a sense that they somehow don’t quite match up to cow milk. They also claim that simply because “Real Milk” doesn’t need to be shaken, it’s better. Seriously.
Or just because they have more ingredients than “Real Milk,” they can’t possibly be better or healthier. Need I say more?

Also, Major Lee Pissed. *Salutes*