• Veggie Jokes

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    Over a year ago

    Hello!

    I’ve just been having a clear out and found the list of veggie-related jokes that I used when creating Christmas crackers for my veg*n friends, so I thought I’d post them here for you to all enjoy too :)

    What’s small, round and giggles a lot?
    A tickled onion!

    Why did the tomato blush?
    Because he saw the salad, dressing!

    What does a cow eat for breakfast?
    Mooooozlee of course!

    What did the lettuce say to the celery?
    Are you stalking me?!

    Why did the tofu cross the road?
    To prove he wasn’t chicken!

    Why did the carrot get embarrassed?
    Because he saw the chick pea!

    What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
    A neck-tarine!

    Knock, knock
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce is and you’ll find out!

    What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?
    We have to stop meating like this!

    What’s the strongest vegetable?
    A muscle sprout!

    What’s green and square?
    A lemon in disguise!

    What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli?
    Kids won’t eat broccoli!

    A new woman came along to the veggie group meeting, she said she knew me but I’d not met herbivore!

    LOL! Anyone got anymore?

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  • Profile photo of hakred

    Over a year ago

    These are cute! :)

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  • Profile photo of LittleLotte

    Over a year ago

    Lol @Dagmar!

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  • Profile photo of Dagmar

    Over a year ago

    http://memegenerator.net/instance/35299377

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  • Profile photo of LittleLotte

    Over a year ago

    @Vineet Lol, good one!

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  • Profile photo of Vineet

    Over a year ago

    You should have ended this post by saying – Do you know anymore Vegetarian jokes?
    If you do, Lettuce know :D

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