/* This JavaScript (Random Quotes) developed by Scott Clark
The Source is available at http://www.clarksco.com/blog/
Copyright 2005 Clark Consulting */

var num_of_quotes = 12;
quotes = Math.floor (num_of_quotes * Math.random());

if (quotes==0) {
body="The biggest group hug on record involved 5,117 people. There are more than 20 million vegetarians in the world—so come on, people! Let\'s go for the gold! ";
}

if (quotes==1) {
body="Hugs are good exercise. If you hug 100 vegetarians a day, your biceps will be bulging in, like, a week.";
}

if (quotes==2) {
body="There are a plethora of different kinds of hugs, and all of them are vegan—unless you cover yourself in butter before hugging someone, in which case you\'re just disgusting. ";
}

if (quotes==3) {
body="Hugs are not only a form of affection, they are also <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugs' target='_blank'>Haskell User\'s Gofer System</a>,  for all you bytecode interpreters out there.";
}

if (quotes==4) {
body="Hugs are a good way to say hello to your friends&#8212;a kiss is kind of forward, don\'t you think?";
}

if (quotes==5) {
body="Electronic hugs (or &#8220;e-hugs&#8221;) are perfect for those who are fearful of human touch and/or germs. Use the form <a href='spread_the_word.asp'>here</a> to send your vegetarian friends an e-hug now.  ";
}

if (quotes==6) {
body="Hugs don&#8217;t spread STDs and won&#8217;t get you pregnant. And if you change the definition of &#8220;score&#8221; to mean &#8220;hug,&#8221; you can totally score every day!";
}

if (quotes==7) {
body="In Lithuania, it is illegal to hug your neighbor during the full moon.";
}

if (quotes==8) {
body="&#8220;Umarmung&#8221; means hug in German. Germans talk funny. ";
}

if (quotes==9) {
body="Good idea: hugging a puppy.<br />Bad idea: hugging a bear.";
}

if (quotes==10) {
body="There are on average 5.2 hug-related deaths each year.";
}

if (quotes==11) {
body="The modern-day hug was invented in 872 B.C. Actually, we have no idea when hugging was invented, but 872 sounds like a good year.";
}

document.write('<div align=left>');
document.write(''+ body +'');
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