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How to Impress Vegan Chicks

Posted by  peta2 staff

So, there’s this boy. He’s smart, cute, and super-sweet. His one flaw: He’ thinks animals are ours to use for entertainment, food, and clothing. 

Meet the boy

And there’s this cute vegan chick. She loves getting caught in the rain, taking dust baths, and going for long walks on the beach.

nugget

They meet.

what a cute chick

foolproof way to

Milk chocolates.

milk chocolates

Milk chocolates? What was he thinking? Cow’s milk is NOT for this chick—it’s for baby cows. ALMOND MILK ONLY, PLEASE! Cow’s milk has pus and blood in it. GROSS!!! 

GROSS

STRIKE ONE

The cute chick is a little bummed, but the boy does not give up! He thinks to himself, “What can I do to cheer this chick up?”

i got it

Two tickets to see the Ringling Bros. circus! Nugget loves animals, so she’ll LOVE seeing elephants, tigers, and lions performing tricks. This has to win her over!

circus tix

He did not just go there!

Nugget shaking head

nugget hates the circus!

Ringling trainers beat elephants and keep them in chains for most of their lives. Animals don’t perform because they want to. They perform because they’re scared not to.

STRIKE TWO

Who said that dating was easy?

tough love

This boy really has to do something to sweep this chick off her feet and make things right.

what can i do

leather jacket

Let’s hope that the boy got her size right. I can’t see anything else going wrong with this!

uppercut

nugget hates leather

When you buy products made from the skins of cows, you’re supporting the horrors of factory farming, including castration, branding, tail-docking, and dehorning, all of which are often performed without the use of painkillers.

STRIKE THREE

tough love

This boy really messed things up, and Nugget refuses to speak to him. What chick would ever want to date a guy who supports cruelty to animals? Until one day … They run into each other.

oh hey

GUESS WHAT

jumping for joy

All along, the key to this chick’s heart was helping animals. Once he realized that animals are not ours to use, he started being more compassionate, and this boy got the chick of his dreams!

Nug Hug

But the happiest part about this ending is that this boy will save tons of animals from suffering by never buying tickets to a circus, zoo, or aquarium and by leaving them off his plate and our of his wardrobe! 

For ideas of what to bake for your sweetie this V-Day, check out our crazy cake mix hacks!
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  • Profile photo of cutiekinnsismycatfriend

    753 days ago

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    Hahaha XD I love this XD

  • Profile photo of llkkdd7

    795 days ago

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    Those gifs though

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    801 days ago

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    aww (:

  • Profile photo of banksy

    871 days ago

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    i wish i had a gf

  • Profile photo of TheVeganDancer

    879 days ago

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    this is perfection 🙂

  • Profile photo of winniethecarrot

    894 days ago

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    Adorable :”)

  • Profile photo of Sagojyou

    899 days ago

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    Ha ha ha, this is adorable XD
    My bf went vegetarian when we started going out. It was his own choice and it made me really happy! And he’s saving animals too! Woo! X)

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    904 days ago

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    I won’t kiss my bf until he goes at least vegetarian, or brushes his teeth first. Sorry, but cruelty-breath is horrible.

  • 905 days ago

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    Dude you don’t go vegan to impress “chicks” you do it because it’s healthier for yourself, the animals, and the planet.

    Be a real man and do what’s right because it’s right.

  • Profile photo of veganlove

    916 days ago

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    Hahahahaha yeah my boyfriend wont even go vegetarian:(