KFC Sucks, Roger Miret Kicks Ass

You guys are lucky. We were going to run a contest to promote our brand-new anti-KFC ad where the lucky winners would get their teeth kicked in by the ad’s star, hardcore punk legend and Agnostic Front and Disasters frontman Roger Miret—but our wussy lawyers told us that we should just let the ad stand on its own merits. Last time we hung out with Roger, he took the time to make the ad for us in order to let everyone know exactly what he thinks of KFC. Roger eloquently points out that the fast-food chain (which kills more than 850 million chickens a year in some of the most gruesome ways you can imagine) sucks. Real bad. With standard abuses like live scalding, broken wings, and lifelong crippling, KFC is worse for chickens than listening to “Victim in Pain” with the volume turned up to 11 is for your ears.

Pretty badass, huh? If you want to help, you can join Roger and peta2 by boycotting KFC, and if you still need more Roger, check out the interview that he and the rest of The Disasters, Rhys, Johnny, and Joey, did for peta2.

Inspired? How about following Roger’s lead and personally letting KFC’s executives know exactly how bad they suck? You can contact KFC HQ directly using the information below. Ask the company to follow PETA’s recommendations to make basic improvements in the way it raises chickens for its restaurants—such as stopping workers from breaking birds’ legs and wings and using a more humane method of slaughter that doesn’t involve immersing the animals alive in scalding water:

If you live in Europe or Australia, find the Yum! Brands official closest to you. And if you haven’t already, sign up for the peta2 Street Team so you can earn free stuff in exchange for helping animals and telling faceless corporations like KFC exactly what you think of them.