You'll want to start out by preparing the Lightlife Meatless Smart Dogs according to the instructions on the package.
Once those are cooking, start chopping up the jalapeño, grab a couple of buns (hot dog buns, ya pervs), and pop open the salsa container.
Once the hot dogs are finished cooking, plop them in the hot dog buns, slather each of them with a serving of salsa, and add half a jalapeño to each one. Voila!
