A brief history of THE Kristin Tyree:
Kristin Tyree was born with a vagina, which bears teeth that are as sharp as knives. She was raised watching The Simpsons and Wayne's World, in a small town in south central Pennsylvania. Kristin grew up to worship the likes of My Chemical Romance and Buddha, and eventually became a zombie loving vegetarian. Currently, she is in a disclosed location, calling shenanigans and practicing the art of fashion design.