Nugget Art With a Heart

It doesn't matter how many times the chick says it, it still rings true: He is NOT a nugget, and he won't give up shouting about it until the whole world accepts it. That's right – as long as there are people happy to reduce a beautiful and intelligent living creature – like a chicken – to the status of mere meat, peta2 and the “Not a Nugget” chick will be right there, too, trying to enlighten them. Life doesn't have to be a bloody, violent mess: We can do better than that. The question you're probably asking right now is, “How?” Here's one rather cool way that'll cost you nothing …

You fill out an order form. We send you an incredibly desirable and completely free “I Am Not a Nugget” stencil. You take the stencil and a can of spray paint with you wherever you go. You put the “Not a Nugget” image – and message – on clothes, skateboards, boom boxes, walls … anywhere there's human traffic (but of course don't break the law). People see the image. People get the message. People go vegetarian. Fewer animals meet their maker in a stinking abattoir. You submit a report, earn 750 Street Team points to exchange for peta2 goods and look like an interesting, active, attractive individual, simply for giving a toss. Sound like a good deal? We think so too. If you haven't signed up for the Street Team, now's the time. What are you waiting for?