How to Impress Vegan Chicks
So, there’s this boy. He’s smart, cute, and super-sweet. His one flaw: He’s not vegan.
And there’s this cute vegan chick. She loves getting caught in the rain, taking dust baths, and going for long walks on the beach.
The cute chick is a little mad, but the boy does not give up! He thinks to himself, “What can I do to cheer this chick up?”
Two tickets to see the Ringling Bros. circus! Nugget loves animals, so she’ll LOVE seeing elephants, tigers, and lions performing tricks. This has to win her over!
He did not just go there!
Ringling trainers beat elephants and keep them in chains for most of their lives. Animals don’t perform because they want to. They perform because they’re scared not to.
Who said that dating was easy?
This boy really has to do something to sweep this chick off her feet and make things right.
Let’s hope that the boy got her size right. I can’t see anything else going wrong with this!
When you buy products made from the skins of cows, you’re supporting the horrors of factory farming, including castration, branding, tail-docking, and dehorning, all of which are often performed without the use of painkillers.
This boy really messed things up, and Nugget refuses to speak to him. What chick would ever want to date a guy who supports cruelty to animals?
Until one day …
They run into each other.
All along, the key to this chick’s heart was helping animals. And you can’t start helping animals until you’re vegan. DUH, everyone knows that.
This boy got the chick of his dreams!
But the happiest part about this ending is that this boy will save the lives of more than 100 animals every year by going vegan. Go vegan and 100+1 chicks will love you.