Everybody is a little “basic,” and there’s nothing wrong with that! Let your basic flag fly, and see how many of these YOU relate to. #DontFightIt
Basics always:
1. Cry when they find out Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte isn’t vegan
2. Create their OWN vegan pumpkin spice latte at home
3. Become actual MASTERS at making nearly EVERYTHING else at Starbucks vegan
4. Manage to make vegan versions of EVERY pumpkin spice treat on the market
5. Use the Happy Cow app as a verb (Example: “Did you Happy Cow that place first?”)
6. Own a juicer
7. Attempt a raw diet at least once
8. Know what “80/10/10” is
9. Instagram. Literally. Every. Meal.
https://www.instagram.com/p/p17BAzuMbj/
https://www.instagram.com/p/tdTqYCxAov/
10. Choose meals based on whether or not they would look good on Instagram
11. LOVE BAGELS AND ALL VEGAN BAGEL TOPPINGS
12. Seriously consider planting a kale garden
13. Nearly pee their pants with joy when they find out The North Face won a PETA award
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14. Have Instagram accounts for their animal companions
15. Actually follow more animals on Instagram than humans
16. Tweet their favorite vegan celebs on a biweekly basis
@ArianaGrande You’re such an inspiration. I love you! You light up my life w ur #veganism! #celebritycrush #inspirational #bff #girlcrush
— Jenny Vegan (@VeganJenny) October 3, 2014
17. Dance for joy when a company they liked before they went cruelty-free stops testing on animals
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18. Use emoji in nearly EVERY text/tweet/Instagram post
19. Buy hummus in bulk
20. Constantly consider getting an animal rights tattoo
21. Obsessively Snapchat their fur babies
22. Hate sheepskin boots with a violent passion
23. Become experts on every fuzzy boot brand that doesn’t use dead animal skin.
24. Go hashtag CRAZY to make SURE everyone sees their oh-so-important food posts
25. “Like” EVERY SINGLE vegan meal Beyoncé posts on Instagram
26. Follow Esther the Wonder Pig on Instagram and Twitter
https://www.instagram.com/p/tk0Iq5sHZ0/
27. Own AT LEAST ONE of the Skinny Bitch books
28. FREAK OUT over pumpkin spice Oreos
29. Buy animal-themed socks
30. Buy animal-themed shoes
31. Actually care about what their “spirit animal” is
32. Say an animal is so cute they “can’t even” and actually can’t
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33. Lose their sh** when they find out Ariana Grande went vegan
@peta beyond horrifying 🙁 shocking disgusting and heartbreaking
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) July 21, 2014
34. Go half blind with excitement over vegan fall fashions
35. Actually knock people over trying to get to new vegan products at Whole Foods
36. Follow their favorite vegan designers and food companies on Instagram and check for updates at least once an hour
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