We recently went undercover at Chief Saunooke Bear Park in Cherokee, North Carolina, to investigate the abuse of intelligent bears, and, boy, did those abusers say some f*cked-up stuff. Fortunately, we caught it all on tape, and as a result, the bear pit was fined and its license suspended.

Check out what they said:

Bears Breaking Their Own Teeth

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They know the bears are miserable.

Hiding Things From the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) 

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I’m sure the USDA loved this.

Not Feeding the Bears 

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WTF?!

Eating the Bears

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Gross!

Discrimination Against Native Americans
(The park owners are Native American.) 

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That must have gone over well with the landlord.

Getting High on the Job

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Stoned while tending to bears = worst idea ever.

How to Treat a Lady 

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Beating up an inspector = ANOTHER bad idea.

OK, you can pick your jaw up off the floor now. 

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The employees at the bear pit are so dumb that they could get their own reality show.

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The bear pit’s license was temporarily suspended, so please request that the bears be permanently moved to a safe sanctuary.