Evil Ronald totally has the Dark Lord beat for scariest person ever. McDonald’s purchases chicken from suppliers who break chickens’ legs and wings or cut their throats while they’re still conscious. Not even the darkest of lords scalds chickens alive.

TODAY is the perfect opportunity to raise awareness about the horrors chickens face when they’re killed for Evil Ron’s restaurants. You know, since Evil Ronald is scarier than the Dark Lord.

Here’s the deal:

This mission is super quick, easy, and worth enough peta2 points to make any money-handling goblin totally jelz. Perfect!

Can’t wait to see your pics!