Being vegan is so awesome (and easy!)—it’s hard to keep track of all the reasons why it rules. One reason that we all love is VEGENAISE, an awesome product that tastes even better than mayonnaise, without any of the cruelty.
Seriously, it practically has “vegan” in its name—how can this not rock our worlds? We know that there are other Vegenaise lovers out there, too, so without further ado, here’s peta2’s love letter to Vegenaise!
Dear Vegenaise,
At first, we didn’t think that anyone could replace our big M.
I used to think that we were forever, ever, ever …
But once we opened up to you, you had so much to offer us.
Sorry, M, but we are never ever ever getting back together.
Now you make every day so much tastier—err, brighter.
Seriously, how did we never think to add you to mashed potatoes before?
We love it when you get feisty with us.
Sriracha mayo = Gardein Crispy Tenders heaven!
And your beautiful, exotic name.
Forget silly roses—we think “a jar of vegenaise by any other name” would taste just as great.
You’re so cultured and sophisticated sometimes.
We didn’t think that we could love French fries more, but you opened up a whole new world to us!
All our friends like you, too.
Sometimes we get jealous, but we know it’s only because you’re so wonderful.
We don’t even mind when you put on a few pounds.
There’s just more of you to love.
You understand our hopes and dreams. Like stopping THIS:
God, M, you’re such a jerk—WTF?! We’re so much better without you.
And you’re always there for us.
We know you’ll never break our heart.
WE LOVE YOU, VEGENAISE!
xoxo,
peta2