Being vegan is so awesome (and easy!)—it’s hard to keep track of all the reasons why it rules. One reason that we all love is VEGENAISE, an awesome product that tastes even better than mayonnaise, without any of the cruelty.

vegenaise-collage-dream

Seriously, it practically has “vegan” in its name—how can this not rock our worlds? We know that there are other Vegenaise lovers out there, too, so without further ado, here’s peta2’s love letter to Vegenaise!

Dear Vegenaise,

At first, we didn’t think that anyone could replace our big M.

mayonaisse-break-up-photo

I used to think that we were forever, ever, ever …

But once we opened up to you, you had so much to offer us.

follow-your-heart-vegenaise-variety-collage

Sorry, M, but we are never ever ever getting back together.

Now you make every day so much tastier—err, brighter.

vegenaise-follow-your-heart-recipe-collage

Seriously, how did we never think to add you to mashed potatoes before?

We love it when you get feisty with us.

follow your heart vegenaise and sriacha chili sauce aioli

spicy sriacha chili sauce vegenaise mayo and gardein vegan chicken strips

Sriracha mayo = Gardein Crispy Tenders heaven!

And your beautiful, exotic name.

GIF

Forget silly roses—we think “a jar of vegenaise by any other name” would taste just as great.

You’re so cultured and sophisticated sometimes.

diy-pesto-vegenaise-aioli-button

pesto-vegenaise-sandwich

We didn’t think that we could love French fries more, but you opened up a whole new world to us!

All our friends like you, too.

GIF

Sometimes we get jealous, but we know it’s only because you’re so wonderful.

We don’t even mind when you put on a few pounds.

industrial-vegenaise

There’s just more of you to love.

You understand our hopes and dreams. Like stopping THIS:

 

 

God, M, you’re such a jerk—WTF?! We’re so much better without you.

And you’re always there for us.

vegenaise-store-finder

We know you’ll never break our heart.

WE LOVE YOU, VEGENAISE!

GIF

xoxo,

peta2

 Share this with your friends if you Vegenaise as much as we do!