Ack! Run/sprint/scamper/bolt and protect yo’self with a fly-ass salad and a seasoned chunk o’ tofu STAT!! There are zombies everywhere (and they look just like you and me, so beware—hide your kids, hide your wives)!!!
And if you’re like, “But how will I know who’s a zombie and who’s not?” That’s easy, the zombies will be the ones chompin’ on legs, thighs, breasts, ribs, and slurpin’ up bodily secretions like it ain’t no thang… scary, right?
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