These are all spooky, delicious, and vegan!
1. Zombie Sour Patch Kids
ACA-SCUSE ME?! Why aren’t these adorable fellas available year-round? Note: Yes, there’s a little bit of candy cannibalism going on here, but hey—it’s Halloween!
2. Pumpkin Spice Oreos
You don’t just want these cookies—you NEED these cookies.
3. Halloween Oreo Cookies
Same flavor, different color—which obviously makes them 785,966,236 times more delicious. Also, everyone knows that orange is the new black.
4. Halloween Tortilla Chips
These exist! But beware: The legend says that double dippers will be haunted for life by “La Llorona,” a Mexican ghost whose cries over not getting vegan nachos can be heard at night.
5. Pumpkin Coffee
Are you a fancy son of a beast who is too old for candy (as if)? Pumpkin spice coffee is the way to go! Tip: Make yourself a pumpkin frap by combining your coffee with some ice cubes, sugar, and almond milk. You’re welcome, world. You’re welcome.
6. Halloween CLIF Bars and Fruit Snacks
Scurred of a sugar high from all that candy? These healthy snacks are perfect for you. Also, OMG, how cute are the names?!
7. Halloween Pretzels
Pumpkin-shaped pretzels? Yes, please.
8. Raisins
J.K. Do not—I repeat, DO NOT—be the person who hands out raisins on Halloween.
These are just some of the many accidentally vegan Halloween snacks that you can find at your grocery store! Be sure to share this post with everyone you know to show them how easy it is to avoid eating things made with boob juice, chicken periods, and ground-up bones—it might be Halloween, but you ain’t no monster.
Happy Halloween!