Mission: Find a Dessert to Get You Through Your Breakup

Breaking up hurts, even when it’s 100% the right thing to do. That’s kinda why desserts were invented. 🤷 Text TREAT to 30933 to find out which delicious dessert will comfort you through your breakup with dairy!

Why dump dairy?

1. It steals cows’ babies and slaughters them.

2. You feel gross after being together.

3. It doesn’t care about the planet.

4. It gives you acne, gas, and bloating.

5. There are tons of tasty rebounds to flirt with.

Plus about a trillion other reasons. Bottom line: You deserve to be with someone healthy, caring, and cow-friendly. 🫶

The Breakup has everything you need to get dairy out of your life, from first-hand tips to free merch for your healing era. But when you’ve just ended things, sometimes all you need is a comforting dessert for the rough patches. And boy, do we have the sweet, rich, heavenly, irresistible, melt‑in‑your‑mouth lineup for you. 🤤

earn peta2 points

If you’re already getting hunger pangs, you’d better start the quiz now. Here’s how to earn 150 peta2 points from our Rewards Program for finding your comfort food:

1. Text TREAT to 30933 and take a screenshot of the first message you get.

2. Submit your screenshot for 150 peta2 points. (Heads-up: You’ll only get points once for taking this action.)

Note: Submissions are manually reviewed by our team. Please allow up to 48 hours for your mission to be approved and points to be awarded. Thanks for your patience!

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