Mission: It’s Not You, It’s Dairy: Share The Breakup!

You can do 1,000,000x better than your toxic, creepy, manipulative soon-to-be ex: Dairy. 🤮 The Breakup is built to get you out of this relationship and find someone who makes you feel good, not gross!

Dairy doesn’t care that it sexually assaults cows, rips them away from their babies, and kills them. It doesn’t care that it gives you acne, bloating, and gas. It doesn’t care that it’s holding you back from baddies like Cashew Cheese and Coconut Yogurt. Talk about a walking red flag. 🚩

If you’re ready to upgrade your dating life, The Breakup has everything you need:

• Tasty rebounds to flirt with ✅
• First-hand tips from dairy’s exes ✅
• Ways to leave the relationship with a bang ✅

Plus, the first 1,000 orders will get a Suck Less lollipop and a chance for Daiya mac and cheese—there’s one in every 100 orders! Kicking dairy to the curb is the best decision you can make (speaking from experience), and The Breakup is here to help you through every second of it.

earn peta2 points

Now that you’re ending things with dairy, help get everyone else who’s in this toxic relationship (dairy is a HUGE serial swiper) to break it off. They deserve to enter their healing era, and you deserve 150 peta2 points from our Rewards Program! Follow these steps:

1. Share this IG post on your story and take a screenshot.

2. Submit your screenshot for 150 peta2 points. (Heads-up: You’ll only be awarded points for taking this action once.)

Note: Submissions are manually reviewed by our team. Please allow up to 48 hours for your mission to be approved and points to be awarded. Thanks for your patience!

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