HIDE YOUR KIDS: Attack of the Pigeons!
Pigeons love to fly, hang around outside, and sneak the occasional sandwich crust or French fry. These peaceful birds don’t bother us at all. Even still, some foolish peeps seem to think that it’s hilarious to chase, kick, and scare these innocent pidgies for no reason at all. You know what I’m talkin’ about. WTF is up with that, people?
Well, what if the tables were turned and pigeons decided to give humans a taste of their own medicine? That’s right—what if all that needless chasing, kicking, and scaring was coming riiiight back at us? How would we feel then?
In other words, WHEN PIGEONS ATTACK:
So, now that we have an idea of what the world would be like if pigeons were as rude and inconsiderate as some people can be, let’s all agree to QUIT CHASING PIGEONS!
Got it? Good. 😉