Beef Made From Kitties and Puppies?!
Our office has been getting tons of calls from people asking what we’re going to do about KittyBeef.com and PuppyBeef.com, which claim to sell prime cuts from kittens and puppies. Well, we’re not really going to do much about it at all other than wish we’d thought of the idea for these hoax sites ourselves. You see, for anyone who’s horrified by the concept of having puppy chops or kitten nuggets for dinner, they’re just one step closer to realizing that chowing down on pigs’ butts or chickens’ breasts is sickening, too!
So the morals of the story are as follows:
1) KittyBeef.com and PuppyBeef.com are hoax sites.
2) Animals are not food, they are friends.
3) Chickens are not nuggets.
4) Those interested in helping animals should check out the peta2 Street Team.