Mary Kate Olsen: Still a Cruel Mess
Warmer weather typically means a lack of brainless celebs traipsing around in dead animals, right? Somebody should alert the Olsen twins to that. Just look at this hideous thing…and the huge horrible chinchilla bag she’s lugging around.
Oh, Mary Kate…What is with these little harbingers of death?! Will nothing stop their greedy blood-lust?! What is wrong with them that they insist on wearing and carrying as many dead animals around with them as possible?! Was growing up on the Full House set really that traumatic??? (Well, probably, but still that’s no excuse.)
And let’s dissect the rest of the outfit, shall we? Um, green suede coat with a furry collar over what appears to be a black sack of some sort and…I don’t even know what is on her feet but it’s no better than those wretched witch boots they were both obsessed with last year.
Oh, and it’s May. May, May, MAY!!! Who in their right mind wears fur ever but especially in May?! Why would anyone carry even a faux fur bag in May, let alone wear a suede jacket with a furry collar. Now I know when you’re nothing but skin and bones you tend to get cold easily but even for an Olsen this is ridiculous. I can’t look at her anymore.