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Posted July 5, 2011 by Christina

Well, here we are again. 😉 I’ve saved the absolute best dumb comments over the last few months for your viewing pleasure!

You know the drill: Names removed to protect the idiotic parties, and I’ve thrown some asterisks in the expletives. Enjoy!

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1) Are you all f****** Retards!!! Fishes don’t have souls!!! But I should have expected this crap from Peta. You all know that Peta likes all animals except humans, right? Where is the money for the starving kids in asia and africa whose cries of pain we can understand? The reality is that Peta is full of the hypocrite hippies that didn’t die from drugs in the sixties and seventys!

2) Ok see there is a major lie right there.Vegans CAN’T get enough protein. Meat is the greatest thing to get protein and younger children need this especially when they are babies to one year of age. I know a 1 year old girl who fractured her arm because her bones are under developed because she doesn’t eat meat. Oh and another thing human bodies do NOT process veggies we only have one stomach not four. We are not cows. Why do you think corn comes out the same way it came in? Because human bodies cannot digest the food properly.

3) what is plants got a virus that could kill humans but animales are amunn what would you do then?

4) I had a vegan muffin once, about puked. I prefer meat. You know steak, bacon, chicken legs …. Food.
Does anyone want me to send them the pile if sawdust I have for one of your recipes?

5) You guys are f***ing retarded. People would not have made it this far if we didn’t eat meat. It is still damn near impossible to produce plant products with enough essential amino acids to keep humans alive. Plus most of you f***ing retards can’t even spell.  Probably because you lack motor skills because you are all nerds and never had any physical activiaty in your life.  This is only exacerbated by the fact that you don’t get enough protein for your brain to function properly.

Oh, my. It’s so tough for me to choose one this time around.

Which one if your fave? Comment below and let us know!

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  • 1300 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i love all the links attached to this proving them wrong XD

  • 1361 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I cannot understand the mentality of people who take the time to be rude to PETA and reveal their own ignorance at the same time. Am I missing something?

  • 1362 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2 And Five they’re Just So Ignorant.

  • 1362 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It is so hard to choose! i reread all of them and I finally have to say #5 is a very uneducated and angry person. I often wonder why we vegans stay so calm during debates and meat eaters tend to rant. Perhaps clogged arteries?

  • 1363 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow three is a moron. so is everyone else on here.

  • 1363 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like #5 because it says that we can’t even spell and then later on they write activiaty- that’s not a word it’s spelled activity DUH!

  • 1368 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4 is right, not dumb

  • 1399 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 is ridiculous…Where do these people go to school? I really want to know so I DON’T send my child there!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1400 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My favorite part about 5 is that I’m in school studying to be an Exercise Scientist, I have a great GPA and I am a fitness instructor and dancer.
    Guess what? I’m a vegan! And I feel healthier and more energized than I ever did when I ate meat :)

  • 1413 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    all these comments are stupid,

  • 1422 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i think us vegetarians/vegans need to give these idiots some spelling lessons. 😉 that way the next time they critize us they can at least sound intelligent.

  • 1483 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Pffft Number 3 <3 It took me a minute to even understand what they were trying to say lol
    If plants had a virus and only animals were unable to get it….wouldn’t the plant material in the animals we would have to eat still get to us? :/ Either way…I’m not going to eat an animal

  • 1483 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOL oh god

  • 1483 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    haha ok first off #5 is a retard! and #2 just needs to hush lol

  • 1483 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I definetly like #3… the fact that this person isnt even able to spell is icing on the cake! bahaha!

  • 1483 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2!!!!!

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5…most definitely. lol 😀 He/She uses f**k way too many times, needs to read the facts, understand what He/She is basically talking about, and learn how to spell exaggerated before He/She decides to call us “f***ing retards” that “can’t even spell.”

    X3 Have an awesome day. -Katie <3

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 is just contradictory and dumb.

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LMAO. #3 cause I didn’t even know what this person was trying to say. And 5 because he/she misspelled a word after complaining about misspelled words. Idiot.

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2
    that person needs to get his facts straight becuase we can get enough protien from other kinds of things
    herbivore 4 life<3

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    # 3 They need to learn how to spell! haha!

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow.. #2…are you freaking kidding me?!

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2. Like..seriously? XD Humans are OMNIVORES. Lol. Of course we can process veggies. Stupid. I prefer being an herbivore though. :3

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3. Lol.. what??
    But 5. It makes no sense? And I kind of wanna punch whoever said this crap in the face.. but it’s okay. I’ll be the one saying, ‘I told you soo!’ when they’re dying of heart disease/colon cancer. 😛

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 people need to get there facts straight before dissing

  • 1484 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 5, purely for the ‘you can’t spell’ comment, followed by the wonderfully spelled ‘activiaty’, um… activity???

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 made me die of laughter.

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh, Number 5 is my favorite. He/She is talking about how were too dumb and cant even spell because we lack nutrients but yet they mispelled sop many words. Yeah, Who’s the dumb one now. Idiot.

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #4 definitely is my favorite. I think it’s hilarious (and pathetic) when taste is the only factor people take into consideration.

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    You know what makes me mad is that these people probably have never even thought about where there food comes from. They have no idea what happens from farm to plate. If factory farms had glass walls i doubt any of these people would say these things of stuff there face with the flesh of innocent animals. And to the guy who wanted money for starving children, yes granted they do need money but how are we ment to help children when we dont even treat our animals right. the deveolpment and social consience of a nation can be judged on how they treat there animals. I doubt any of you have seen ‘Food Inc.’ then?

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    bwahahaha number 3 made me like die from laughing lol

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 makes me giggle. 😀

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 Definitely

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 defiantly.

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like 2 the best! Haha. Not only is it badly written, but it’s completely factually incorrect! Hilarious!

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    my fave is the number 5 – especially the part regarding spelling, motor skills and being a nerd at the same time. I just love it. What an amazing path of deduction hah. Sad!

  • 1485 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hahaha #2

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My vote goes to Comment #2 hands-down.

    And after it wins here in what should be a clean sweep, it will then advance to the next (and final) round when the entire planet will be voting for “DUMBEST COMMENT EVER!”, where it should once again win quite easily.

    There is no way that #2 does not win this vote. Was that even a real comment or is this a joke page of some kind that I am on right now?

    The other comments are nothing more than the usual rhetoric that get posted everyday at every animal-rights/vegan webpage on the planet – but #2 is so far beyond rhetoric as to not even be on this planet any longer!

    While all 5 comments are certainly inane and written by twits, this vote is for fave ‘DUMB’ comment, and Comment #2 is by far the DUMBEST comment I have ever heard, ever read, or could ever have even imagined!

    C’mon, people, this person(?) actually wrote that “…human bodies do NOT process veggies…”!

    Enough said.

    • 1485 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      That is hilarious. You got my vote on this one!

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the second and last one lolololololol

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s hard to decide! I like #2 & #5. Correct me if I’m wrong…. But humans get more protein from fruit & veggies than they do meat. That’s what my doctor told me and I researched it and she was right. With all due respect, these people made themselves look like IDIOTS.

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    OMG #2 is SOOO stupid! Hahaha UM… my brother has been vegan ALL his life… and he is super fit and everything he’s on a soccer team and he is totally healthy!

    The same goes for #5! “Plus most of you f***ing retards can’t even spell.” Umm am I the only one who noticed you spelled ACTIVITY wrong? Hahaha wow!

    Ah… stupid people make me laugh 😀

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 1.. lol every living thing has a soulXD

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i vote #5 lmao

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha they all made me laugh, but I’d say either 2 or 5. 2 because they said humans can’t digest vegetables. ’nuff said. And 5 because he was insulting our intelligence but he misspelled activity.. XD

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow, I’ve gotta say number 5. That was some QUITE hilarious stuff in that comment!

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    umm, well number 5’s going on about how we lack motor skills and cant spell …he must of didnt realize he spelled “activity” wrong. He’s got my vote (:

  • 1486 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 ohmigod these are hilarious!!!!

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3 is a genius. LOL. What if all the animals got a virus that could kill humans but vegetables couldn’t catch it?! OH WAIT! THAT ALREADY HAPPENED MORE THAN ONCE. Too bad that guy didn’t die off, maybe he’ll catch the next epidemic train out, it’s supposed to be here soon.

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They all made me laugh, but he first was the funniest xDD

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 5! Bol xD

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ahhhh can’t pick just one, i love how #5 cant spell though

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hahaha I like #1. If you guys didn’t care about humans why would you try to make us, animals, and the earth healthier? Moron. I’m not even a vegan or vegetarian, but that’s because i’m only 16 and i already don’t eat much. haha I’m picky 😛 But I’m all about animal rights, and I try to support peta as much as possible. In college (Which number 1 obviously didn’t go through, because they could barely make it through highschool do to their lack of intelligance) I was thinking about trying going Vegan.

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 Obviously this person hasn’t done any sort of research. A quick search on yahoo gives you tons of vegetarian/vegan athletes. Lets get rotting dead flesh, eat it and go for the gold!

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5 ACTIVITAY! XD

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Whoever wrote #3 needs to go to kindergarten! 😛

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha it’s tough. I love them all-they made me laugh.
    Looks like they never got around to doing their research, did they?

    I’d deff say 2 was great. Or maybe 5 lol

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    First off they are all very misinformed!…Number 2 needs to bone up on his nutrition facts! First off CORN IS NOT A VEGETABLE! Corn is a starch! Most importantly humans have a long digestive system like that of every herbivore! Our teeth are flat, even our so called “canine teeth” aren’t sharp like that of say a LION!!! There is protein in almost everything! My one year old son hasn’t EVER eaten meat and he is in the 97% for height and 75th% for weight. He can do full body chin ups!

  • 1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definetley hard to choose, they’re all so ignorant and idiotic. But probably #5. He/she says we wouldn’t have made it this far if we didn’t eat meat. I don’t know about him, but when I look around I see economic disputes, racism, ignorance, hatred and pollution. Maybe as vegetarians we wouldn’t have made so much progress into most (not all) of us being greedy conceited and self-centered.

  • Lex

    1487 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2. The vegetable thing got me :’)

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hmmmm… tough decision. Number one is pretty interesting, because I’m pretty sure a cry in pain is universal. And I’m pretty sure we would understand an African language just as much as an animals, unless you speak swahili… Number three is great too. I mean WOW. Great argument. What “is” that happened? And to number 5, well, generally nerds are actually SMART so that makes no sense with the fact that we “can’t spell.” And have you seen the other four comments. We can’t spell?… Exaxcerbated… HA!!!! I bet they had a thesaurus out while they wrote that comment. “What word would sound superior to those animal lovers?”

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 and 5. Both retards(:

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I love how #5 says we can’t spell then spells activity wrong xD and #3 wtf?! Learn to spell thanks :)) oh and these just piss me off. Were not retarded, my friend is autistic and that’s really hurtful.

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I think that #2 is my favorite….especially that bit about babies needing meat. Once the little suckers pop out just give a nice big juicy steak to gnaw on. Does a baby good!!

    LOL

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow.. I am torn between 1, 2 and 4.
    1: just plain STUPID
    2: since when could we not process vegetables??
    4: so they prefer meat in their muffins? duly noted..

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 hahaha we can’t spell? hahahahahahahaa <3 :) hahah

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    my vote is for five, cuz they’re insulting three, who is also a carnivore.

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2. all the waay:)

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    okay okay, number 1.

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Lol, I love all of them, they make me laugh.

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 because the person is clearly uninformed and has no real argument. I’m not a veg but I feel very strongly about animal cruelty and have a great deal of respect for the beg community. Being a veg doesn’t make you a hippie. It is you making choices that you can live with and feel good about. Vegs have amazing will power! I have considered switching over.

  • Amy

    1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4. I like vegan muffins. :S

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #3 nuff said.

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 cracked me up. Humans can’t process VEGETABLES?!?!!
    I’d like to know what that person eats and what exactly he/she thinks we can “digest”…..

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My vote is 5 what they lack in intelligence they make up in verbal sewage

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    lol does #2 know that rickets are caused by a lack of vitamin D, NOT protein? Moron!

  • 1488 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    ALL of them are stupid, but #s 2&5 especially. My biology teacher once told me that vegetarians can’t get enough protein and I won’t survive, yet I’m VEGAN and I’m alive, typing this comment. Soy has been proven to be natures perfect protein, with all the essential amino acids, whereas meat: not so much. Just look on the back panel of any Silk Soymilk carton, you flesh-eating retards. I bet you’re all overweight with high cholesterol, too. We’ll see who dies youngest.

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My fav. has to be #1…. Fishes do not have souls!! Well either does he!

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5: “the fact that you don’t get enough protein for your brain to function properly.” Someone told me the same thing last week, but he was a bit drunk so maybe he didn’t really think that.

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definately 5. It sounds like someone who went to my middle school. And he couldnt spell “activity” either.

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hmmmmm I have to say number one haha. I have not ever heard the term “hypocrite hippies” before. Oh, and you are in absolutely no position to call us activists retards if you can’t even spell…. just sayin.

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 ad 2 are tied in my heaD…LOL

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hahah tough decision but I like #1 really fish have no souls?! Wow. Can u guys share the hippy drugs u supposedly have 😛

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hmm…i can’t decide betweeen 3&4. they just make themselves sound dumb.pretty funny!(:

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    tottally number three, coz if we all die then theres nothing to do is there? lol
    “what if we all die…what will you do then?”
    well nothing coz i’d be dead

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    definitely number 2! who did they get thier info from? al gore?? lmao!

    plus a 1 year old fractured her arm,.. wtf was she doing? she’s a year old!

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number two. He has absolutely no idea what he’s talking about

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    For me, it’s the last one, because she or he said that we are nerds. Ahah! I think this person didn’t really take the time to know who’s vegan or vegetarian. There’s a lot of sexy celebrities who are vegan. Those celebrities are probably one of their favourites! And WE ARE NOT nerds XD

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number 2. As somone who has been a veggie ( 😀 ) for her whole life, I find this very amusing. I am perfectly healthy, I think the meat got to that guy/girl’s head. Cause..wow…its all I can say.Wow.

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    # 3 and # 1 hahaha rotflamo :)

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I choose number 1 as the stupidest comment because only a stupid guy/girl would say that.plus they cant spell to save his/her life!

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i dunno wtf no. 3 is talking about, how would plant diseases affect animals??? Animals don’t have frikkin plant cells for the virus to affect them! thats just retarded

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5. SOMEONE’S undereducated :)

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #2 because the info is not factual at all. humans are actual anatomically more similar to vegetarian mammals than meat eaters. exp. we do not have carnassial pair of teeth used to tear flesh as is present in all carnivores on this planet.

    carnassial pair: (def)
    The shearing action of the teeth in modern carnvores is generated when the inner surface of the fourth upper premolar (P4) passes outside the outer surface of the first lower molar (M1). The (P4 / M1) combination is referred to as the carnassial pair. This particular combination is characteristic of both feliform and caniform carnivores, and is thus a synapomorphy of these groups. The shearing teeth of extinct Miacid carnivores is a different combination, indicating separate ancestry.

    • 1489 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      you sure know what you’re talking about! 😀

  • 1489 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 and 5

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Seriously ROFLed at #2 Stupidity runs a muck. I agree with most of the comments here: “If these losers don’t like peta they can get off the website.” “I like number 2. “we only have one stomach, not four”. Roflmao” and “2. The statement that we can’t process veggies made me giggle. Really, who wants to give a go at living off of completely meat? Anyone? Oh right, you’d be dead if you did.” I mean OMG, I just might LOL so much I forget to breath! #2 is my fav but #5 is close to my heart, I am a DH longboarder and a vegan so this… just gawd… I fear for the human race.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 is just plain stupid!

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3 makes noooo sense like totally DUMB!!! oh an number 5? we can’t spell pretty sure theyy can’t spell!! Number 2 if we didn’t get enough protien wouldnt we all be dead by now!? It is truely amazing how dumb people are. love the haters!

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Gotta go for #2 with those fascinating new theories. However, all the comments remind me of the delightful quote:
    “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number two is the most stupid…

    A one-year-old girl CANNOT fracture her arm because of the lack of meat in her diet. That is impossible because, number one:

    A child so young simply shouldn’t be fed meat. His or her gastrointestinal tract is underdeveloped. It cannot process meat.

    Number two:

    Bones need mostly calcium, not protein. And any vegan can get enough calcium in his or her diet.

    Geez… stupid person.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2, definitely. Also because “number 2″ goes along strangely with the content of the comment.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They are all equally ignorant.. but I think I have to go with one, “fishes don’t have souls.” Lmao. Wow.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow these guys really have something shoved up theirs huh? ima go with two because it funny 😀 the other ones jst made me want to punch them in the face and #3 where was he/she going with this question i dun get it :/

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My favorite would most definitely be number five. This person states that we cannot spell, and then goes on to say we’re all nerds. It is lacking logic completely, and they misspelled “activity.”

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I am vegan and 12! i get enough protein AND do almost every sport!!! definatlly number 5.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 is hilarious

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I vote number 1 because the money for stavin kids is being spent to overfeed cattle so the farmers can make more money.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2. The statement that we can’t process veggies made me giggle. Really, who wants to give a go at living off of completely meat? Anyone? Oh right, you’d be dead if you did.

    “Why do you think corn comes out the same way it goes in?” Solid argument, bro.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 for sure, Meat doesn’t help bones 😛

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Totally 5! Talk about not being able to spell!!

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    number three because the spelling is terrible and it’s just…wooow…..it took like 5 minutes to decipher it! number four is good too. number five is hilarious though!

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5. because he said that us “retards” cannot spell, then put activiaty. idiot…

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like #5… ‘You can’t spell, because you don’t get enough physical activiaty!’ The little red dots under the word activity should have served as a warning, but it’s too late now!

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3 because that person obviously doesn’t have anything intelligent to say.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    WOW! Sounds like some people I know, lol! I’d have to vote for #1.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omgf

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #1 and 2 actually made me giggle a little. @#1, because we really need more people in the world, right? I’m fine with thinning the population a little (I know, I’m terrible ;D )

    @#2 actually, children under the age of 2 REALLY shouldn’t eat meat because their digestive systems can’t handle breaking down meat. If bones can’t develop properly without meat, explain all the perfectly healthy vegetarian animals on the planet, please. If this person knew anything about biology or nutrition, they would know that plant protein has all the protein and “essential amino acids” (thanks #5~) that you will ever need. Go learn something.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5 because it’s just plain stupid.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    they’re all stupid. they can’t spell and their sentence sturcture is terrible. and they think were idiots… they should just f*ck off 😀

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow! These comments are all so stupid it’s hard to pick just one. If I judged by pure incoherence, I would go with #4 or #5. If its more about funny/stupid, I would go with #3. The commenter for #2 should probably [re-]take a biology or nutrition class and pay attention this time. The first commenter is just [yawn] boring although its nice to know they do recognize that animals can feel emotions like pain. They would probably enjoy a vegetarian starter kit.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s between 2 and 5 but I’m gonna have to go with 5.
    This person talks about Peta ‘not being able to spell’ when there are plenty misspelled words in their comment; pretty ironic ;-). I really get a good laugh out of these! :-)

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    If these losers don’t like peta they can get off the website.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    All are just about equally ignorant. They all deserve to f*ck off.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Ha!!! Number 5 is extremely funny r these ppl really trying be idiots

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like number 2. “we only have one stomach, not four”. Roflmao

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Totally numero uno! Mostly because he/she cannot spell, and that emphasizes the point of stupidity.

  • 1490 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Was originally thinking number2, but gotta be number 3…..short, sweet and straight to the ignorance!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’ll have to say number 3 for sure! May I say I’ve been having to deal with people saying my beliefs are wrong, but this points out to me that I just need to laugh off their incredible stupidity and ignorance. (:

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I PICK # 1 AND 2 IT WAS HARD TO CHOOSE

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3!!!!!!!!

    Ok, so the way I see it is that 1 is stereotyping and assuming fallacies, which I understand is just from ignorance; 2 is VERY dumb but trying to be logical and failing miserably because they don’t get that a baby that can’t eat yet wouldn’t be eating meat, therefore you prove that they are dumb; 3 is just a stupid person looking for excuses (never seen such terrible spelling before!), obviously uneducated and dumb; 4 just had one bad experience and assumed that it is all like that, which is also stereotyping and I understand that as well(even though they could have been more polite); 5 is definitely loco and I think they might have gotten dropped on their head as a baby ’cause they are mixing up their words, plus they have no logic or structure in their argument, yet I applaud them for knowing what amino acids are and that they know how to spell exacerbate (and what it means). Their use of correct grammar and spelling shows that they aren’t “dumb”, but they ARE ignorant.

    Using this logic, I would have to say that the main contest would be between 2 and 3. 2 Is too idiotic to realize that babies drink milk and don’t eat at that age…at least they TRIED to use logic, while 3…well 3 explains itself, unable to spell even the simplest words and coming up with the most ridiculous excuse. Therefore I would say that 3 is the dumbest of them.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I like number 5 because they can’t seem to figure out if we’re nerds or stupid.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOL I read number two and was like… “Mom, my corn comes out the same way that I eat it? O.o” hahaha. I ate corn yesterday! and I have YET to see it exit my mouth again. Idiot lol.

    Number three made little sense

    Number Four, I actually had a vegan muffin once, and it was GOOD. I’m a very picky eater, and its hard to get me to like something. THat though was easy to crave more

    I think Number 5 wins my vote, because although sometimes some ppl on here do seem to have some grammar errors this person spelled “activiaty”? What is that lol. and they tried so hard to sound super duper smart they just sound stupid 😛

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    who ever wrote the first one, Is honestly a total shit bag. Why be so selfish? i believe humans can have and do anything they want, they have already done rights for all of them, Blacks, women, children, disables etc. look at all the dam donations people do for the kids in Africa, and kids with cancer, and atleast people can talk and save themselves. But animals can’t! they can’t speak! They don’t yet have the rights. So shut the fuck up you selfish bitch. Have a heart and realize that every living thing deserves love and the right to live!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i gota say i 3 or 5 lolz there just wow….

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    might have to go with 2, or 5. I mean come on! The reason your food came out the same isn’t because you cant digest! Its cause you don’t know how to chew and swallow, not just inhale food! I mean think about it…meat wasnt always availible for people and sometimes all they had for months and months were veggies…I think id know because Im a history major too so yeah. And 5 thats just ridiculous. I read comments and everyone here has a rather well developed vocabulary as I see it.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 or 2 or 3… But seriously, about number three…. It says what if plants had a disease that humans weren’t immune to but animals were? Humans ARE animals, F***wit! Haha
    To be completely honest, I love my meat. I just hate that animals are treated like s**t their whole lives and then don’t even die very quickly! Humans ARE omnivores, so we’re supposed to eat meat (otherwise we wouldn’t have canine teeth designed for tearing meat) but how the animals are raised and treated is the part I really want to stop.
    There are some animals that are treated decently, the organic meat, which I’ve had a few times, soo much better!
    Wow, I’ve gotten off topic.
    1,2 or 3.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    i honestly dont mind being called a Hippie that DIDNT die…. lol even tho i was born till 96 xD

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    oh my god!xD protein this protein that. do these people do ANY research before saying crap they can back up?? lmao!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 2 definately!!

    I can think of so many things to debate with this person!!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hmm, this is hard! I’m going to have to say 1).

  • cow

    1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    either 1 or 5…

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Numbeer 1, for sure.

    Oh, Annd numbeer 5

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5-Definitely! It’s like they put so much “thought” into coming up with lame-ass excuses to bash us. It’s one thing if it were true and they had done research, but jeez! And excuse me, I (and the other vegans I know) have an excellent grasp on the English language and my boyfriend happens to be, like, 100% muscle and is training for a marathon.

    Suck on that! lol

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh god, my brain just exploded. Number 2. Who feeds their one year old meat?

    Moo.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    5! have you seen some of the amazing vegetarian people? and HOT vegetarian people? are you gonna call carrie underwood and PAUL MCCARTNEY nerds with no physical activity? wow haha just wow

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    4 :)

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 4. LOLZ

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    No God argument? Those are my “favourites”. In that case I’m gonna go with #3, dumb as f**k. Also, did anyone else read them with a douchebag voice in mind?

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Haha #1 is my fav! :)

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omg wow, just wow…ok hands down #1…I literally Lol’d. I didn’t know Peta was embezzling mulah from the “Feed the Children” fund. Personally I would blame the WTO for the continued poverty of 3rd world nations, but that’s a whole different story. So yeah #1 takes the cake in my book.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Wow this is really hard to choose. Probably #1 or #5, all are bad though.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    #5, all the way!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Hahaha! #3 beats the rest, no question!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3. But I’m still trying to figure out what they’re trying 2 say!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3 is funny. The author of 5 needs to read 3 to see that spelling issues are not just limited to vegans. 😀 But I think 5 is the stupidest. Amino acids? You can buy those like soy sauce… 0_o

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1 and 5 -.-

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Jeez, they’re all so stupid. But the most uneducated person is #2.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    hard to chose :L ermmmm 2 or 5 :’) so funny what people think

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    3 because I have NO IDEA what they said! Hahahahaha! Then it would be #1 because I get the “PETA is full of hypocrites” excuse all the time 😛

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Probably #1 or #5 I’m not sure x)

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    this is really toung but i say 1 2 and 4. For all of them that say that they can’t live without bacon and say that they are Christian.It says to not eat the flesh of clove-footed animals. But still its really hard to decide.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    the dumbest has gotta be number 2. we get plenty of protein from other food sources.
    however, number 3 is the funniest lol! don’t these people realize there are more illnesses that come from meat?

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    They all seem pretty retarded to me
    but I think the fifth is te most stupid, because the retard says we can’t spell but he makes like a thousand mistakes.

    • 1491 days ago

      VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      Well you are what you eat. :3

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 3. xD

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    wow plp these days…i would have to go with the 1st and the last one, they really got my blood boiling.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Definitely number five. What an idiot.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    WOW! It’s sooooooo hard to choose! I think I’ll have to go with number 2, only because of the “WE ARE NOT COWS, SO WE CAN’T EAT VEGGIES” comment, LMAO! But number 3 and 5 were close. XD

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    LOLZ at number 3 XD

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    1!

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh my gosh, I can’t even choose…

    This is very funny, but it’s so sad :(
    All five of these are reasons why peta is important! 😀

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Omg I just had a brain overload of dumbass comments -_- OoOooo..so hard to choose……. 😛

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m gonna vote on my own blog (so what?!)!

    Number 2 (no pun intended) is my fave. We don’t need to know that you don’t chew your corn and it comes out the same on the other end. Your food isn’t going to chew itself, silly! smh.

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    2 and 4 :’) omg

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Number 5 takes the cake for me…

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    It’s #3, no contest!

    As the lucky girl to have discovered that particular gem, my mind is STILL reeling… 😉

  • 1491 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Oh jeeeeeeeeez. xD It’s so hard to decide! I would have to say either 1, 2, or 5. Not sure!! xDDD

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