Vote Pam Anderson for President

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Posted July 18, 2005 by Rachelle Owen

Pamela Anderson has done so much for animals, and she’s such a stunning actress, that we jump at the opportunity to help her win something. Pammy has been nominated for a Teen Choice award for her new show Stacked, and we want all of you to join us in voting for her at teenpeople.com/teenchoice. If you’re having trouble figuring out where to vote for Pam, go to “Wave I” of the voting, and click through until you get to “Choice TV Actress: Comedy.”
John Gaviglio from Bear Vs. Shark
I’m voting for the shark. Bears can’t swim, and sharks have all those teeth. Anyway, John has been veg for half a decade, and he talked to us about the Canada seal hunt, the pointless primate experiments conducted at Covance, and other junk. Take a look at his interview.


Gratuitous Zombie Reference
Taken directly from nerddotcom.com:
Vegan Zombies Rejoice!
Hufu is the healthy human flesh alternative!
Finally I don’t dread the day of becoming a zombie and having to eat other people’s nasty oily flesh. But brains are a whole different story.
Here is some FAQ from the Hufu website:
“Is Hufu a vegetarian/vegan friendly?
Yes. Hufu contains no human or animal products.”
“How do you know Hufu tastes like human flesh?
The taste and texture of Hufu are the result of painstaking research and extensive testing in our kitchens. We are supremely confident that our food products would satisfy the tastes of even the most demanding cannibal.”
I’m more interested in the zombie aspect, so lets just replace the word cannibal with zombie, shall we?
“Who actually buys Hufu?
Hufu was originally conceived of as a product for students of anthropology hungry for the experience of cannibalism but deterred by the legal and logistical obstacles. However, our preliminary market research revealed the existence of a larger segment of the public that was interested in the availability of a legal and healthy human flesh substitute, as well as vegetarians and vegans. We also found that Hufu is a great product for cannibals who want to quit. Hufu is also a great cannibal convenience food — no more Friday night hunting raids! Stay at home and enjoy the flavorful, convenient human flesh alternative.”

Noah Cooper
peta2 Street Team Specialist

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