13 Signs You're a Crazy Cat Person

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Posted October 7, 2013 by Nina Kahn

Let me guess: You LOVE cats. Your cats, other people’s cats, cats on the Internet—you don’t discriminate. You’re straight-up obsessed! In fact, sometimes you’d rather just hang out with your cats than with anyone else. Is that weird? Maybe. But maybe you’re just growing up to be a crazy cat lady or gentleman. Here are 13 signs that you are, in fact, on your merry way:

1. If it weren’t for these babies, you really couldn’t go out in public.

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2. Black clothing is no longer a functional part of your wardrobe.

(Unless, of course, you’ve got a spare 20 minutes to utilize No. 1.)

black clothes cat fur

3.  You are completely addicted to the sound of your kitty’s purr in order to fall asleep at night.

sleeping with cat

4. Poop-scooping is just a normal, everyday part of your after-school routine.

 

5. You are a slave to your cats’ sleeping positions.

My back is f*cking killing me, but whatever.

cat spooning on couch

6. You’d rather cut off your own fingers than declaw your beloved cat.

‘Cause you know it’s basically the same thing. :(

declawing

7. Anything less than a devoted love for felines could be a deal-breaker in a blossoming relationship.

Sorry, not sorry.

angry cat

8.  Your Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram = extensive cat photo galleries.

What, not into it? Just do us both a favor and unfollow me now. cats instagram collage

9.  This is happening in your room right now.

And if it’s not, you wish it were.

cat accessories

10.  Even if you’re not into sports, you’d always root against the University of Wisconsin–Madison.

R.I.P., Double Trouble. </3

Double Trouble at UW Madison

11.  It’s really freaking hard to write a paper (or do ANYTHING, for that matter) when there is an endless supply of cute cat videos on the Internet.

cat on computer

12. You let your favorite animal direct your fashion sense.

cat clothes

13. You know that baskets, sinks, shopping bags, purses, and cardboard boxes are really just casual hangout spots. cats in basket sink purse

Do any or all of the above statements apply to you? If the answer is yes, CONGRATULATIONS! You are on the right path to becoming a totally crazy cat person. This is great news!

So now that your unconditional love for cats (and life path) has been confirmed, let’s get serious: It’s time to take action for the many stray cats out there trying to fend for themselves. Even though they might seem OK, all are in danger of being abused, catching diseases, being hit by cars, and dying of exposure or starvation. YOU CAN HELP THEM:

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  • 399 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    You guys we must end that torture that Double Trouble had to go through…make your voice heard! No one deserves that treatment even an animal. We are the true animals for allowing it!

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    514 days ago

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    im 14 i think ive been a cat lady since i was 3 i lived with cats all my life we lived in the middle of the country not much any more but if i find a stray cat or kitten my mom and dad tell me to pit it back out side or some where it makes me sad when i have to do that

  • 522 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    My life are the cats and the babies make me crazy are adorables! Amazing creations of the nature!

  • 522 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    What is more fun than having a kitty? Having a group of these precious babies- they put on daily shows & they can purr in harmony!

  • 522 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Cat Person me too. Don’t know about crazy though! Had 6 cats now got 4.

  • 523 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Great I answered yes to all except the Madison.Wisconsin one, do they test on cats? I did not know that! Only reason i know of that school is bc i ran a half marathon there.

  • 523 days ago

    VA:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    GUILTY

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    553 days ago

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    I’m a crazy cat person alright!!
    I have 3 cats!

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    573 days ago

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    You know your sister’s a crazy cat lady when she calls you up to say hi but then talks to her cat for most of the call. 😛
    UW-Mad is up there in the Top Ten Villains of All Time…that freak show needs to stop!

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      553 days ago

      VN:F [1.9.22_1171]

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      Thats so true! I’m pretty guilty of that too…my boyfriend used to get a little frustrated when I would call him before we lived together. I would just be like OHHHH THOMAS WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE YOU WITTLE KITTY YOUUUUUUU….ETC. and he would just stay silent for the most part.

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    573 days ago

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    True that. I can wear black though because my baby is black. Don’t forget that eating food is a balancing act in eating and playing keep-away.

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    573 days ago

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]

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    Yup I’m the crazy cat lady lol!
    My kitty died a few months ago but I still love cats :)

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